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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

    @jonny ooh, plants are allowed? The amorphophallus titanum alternates annually between growing one huge leaf and growing one huge flower. The flower smells horrifying and can be smelled from miles away

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    @radicalabacus
    I like imagining being in the middle of growing a huge flower and going you know what flowers are played out and the medium is stale, its time to make a big leaf.

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    • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

      @jonny

      I don't know how weird this one is but pigeons, flamingoes and emperor penguins all lactate by shedding their throat linings and regurgitating them to their children. The "milk" they make is known as crop milk.

      Link Preview Image
      Crop milk - Wikipedia

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      (en.wikipedia.org)

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      @gbargoud
      what the fuck

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        @astrobri.bsky.social
        What on earth could that possibly feel like, if anything. Is it something where you wake up and go "goddamn my bones are small today" or is it something where you have to decide and then go hnnnnnng and start smushing them

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        • adafede@mastodon.onlineA adafede@mastodon.online

          @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms, then in terms of weird biologic processes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptobiosis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death, or for magical superpowers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_the_Harry_Potter_series

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          @adafede
          Hell yes thank you

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @gbargoud
            what the fuck

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            @jonny

            It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @radicalabacus
              I like imagining being in the middle of growing a huge flower and going you know what flowers are played out and the medium is stale, its time to make a big leaf.

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              @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

              I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

              Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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                • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

                  @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

                  I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

                  Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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                  @radicalabacus
                  I need to smell the dread flower

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                  • brib@bribstodon.xyzB brib@bribstodon.xyz

                    @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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                    @brib
                    That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                      @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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                      • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

                        @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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                        @solidstate
                        strictly eligible.

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          @solidstate
                          strictly eligible.

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                          @solidstate
                          listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            @brib
                            That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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                            @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              @wlmina
                              Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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                              @wlmina

                              the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                              I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                @jonny
                                Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                                myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                                Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

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                                Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                                • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                  @jonny

                                  It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                                  @gbargoud @jonny

                                  "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                                  "come on mom"

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                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    @wlmina

                                    the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                                    I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                                    @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                                    • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                                      @jonny
                                      Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                                      myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                                      Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                                      favicon

                                      Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                                      @lady_alys
                                      @futurebird
                                      That ant whips ass and I love it

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                                        thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                          @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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