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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

    @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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    @solidstate
    strictly eligible.

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      @solidstate
      strictly eligible.

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      @solidstate
      listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        @brib
        That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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        @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          @wlmina
          Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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          @wlmina

          the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

          I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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            @jonny
            Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

            https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116677778024718059

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            • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

              @jonny

              It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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              @gbargoud @jonny

              "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
              "come on mom"

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                @wlmina

                the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                  @jonny
                  Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                  https://sauropods.win/@futurebird/116677778024718059

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                  @lady_alys
                  @futurebird
                  That ant whips ass and I love it

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                    thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                      @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        @lady_alys
                        @futurebird
                        That ant whips ass and I love it

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                        @jonny @lady_alys

                        She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                        Looooook

                        Just a moment...

                        favicon

                        (www.inaturalist.org)

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                        • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                          @jonny @lady_alys

                          She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                          Looooook

                          Just a moment...

                          favicon

                          (www.inaturalist.org)

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                          @futurebird
                          @lady_alys
                          Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            @radicalabacus
                            I need to smell the dread flower

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                            @jonny @radicalabacus

                            I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                            Such restraint

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                              @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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                              • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                                @jonny @radicalabacus

                                I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                Such restraint

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                                @androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

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