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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

    @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

    I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

    Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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    @radicalabacus
    I need to smell the dread flower

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    • brib@bribstodon.xyzB brib@bribstodon.xyz

      @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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      @brib
      That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

        solidstate@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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        • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

          @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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          @solidstate
          strictly eligible.

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @solidstate
            strictly eligible.

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            @solidstate
            listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @brib
              That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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              @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                @wlmina
                Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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                @wlmina

                the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                  @jonny
                  Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                  myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                  Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                  favicon

                  Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                  • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                    @jonny

                    It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                    @gbargoud @jonny

                    "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                    "come on mom"

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      @wlmina

                      the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                      I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                      @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                      • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                        @jonny
                        Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                        myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                        Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                        favicon

                        Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                        @lady_alys
                        @futurebird
                        That ant whips ass and I love it

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                          thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                            @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              @lady_alys
                              @futurebird
                              That ant whips ass and I love it

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                              @jonny @lady_alys

                              She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                              Looooook

                              Just a moment...

                              favicon

                              (www.inaturalist.org)

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                              • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                @jonny @lady_alys

                                She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                                Looooook

                                Just a moment...

                                favicon

                                (www.inaturalist.org)

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                                @futurebird
                                @lady_alys
                                Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                  @radicalabacus
                                  I need to smell the dread flower

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                                  @jonny @radicalabacus

                                  I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                  Such restraint

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                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                    @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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                                    • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                                      @jonny @radicalabacus

                                      I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                      Such restraint

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                                      @androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

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