I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@solidstate
listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

[brib@bribstodon.xyz]

@jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@wlmina

the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

[lady_alys@hachyderm.io]

@jonny
Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

[mynameistillian@plush.city]

@gbargoud @jonny

"timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
"come on mom"

[solidstate@mastodon.social]

@jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@lady_alys
@futurebird
That ant whips ass and I love it

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

[martenson@mastodon.world]

@jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

[futurebird@sauropods.win]

@jonny @lady_alys

She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

Looooook

Just a moment...

(www.inaturalist.org)

[jonny@neuromatch.social]

@futurebird
@lady_alys
Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

[androcat@toot.cat]

@jonny @radicalabacus

I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

Such restraint

[glowl@chaos.social]

@jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

[radicalabacus@hachyderm.io]

@androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself