<![CDATA[I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me]]>I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/e02c064c-8b9b-4672-ad65-bda596f92dd6/i-know-its-late-but-is-anyone-up-who-has-a-weird-animal-species-that-does-something-weird-to-show-meRSS for NodeSat, 06 Jun 2026 05:30:41 GMTThu, 04 Jun 2026 08:28:46 GMT60<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:39:22 GMT]]>@androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/116691406818287974https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/116691406818287974Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:39:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:36:57 GMT]]>@jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/glowl/statuses/116691397338450346https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://chaos.social/users/glowl/statuses/116691397338450346Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:36:57 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:33:43 GMT]]>@jonny @radicalabacus

I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

Such restraint

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116691384637120037https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.cat/users/androcat/statuses/116691384637120037Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:33:43 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:33:04 GMT]]>@futurebird
@lady_alys
Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691382052359196https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691382052359196Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:33:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:27:32 GMT]]>@jonny @lady_alys

She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

Looooook

Just a moment...

favicon

(www.inaturalist.org)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116691360333669888https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://sauropods.win/users/futurebird/statuses/116691360333669888Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:27:32 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:26:02 GMT]]>@jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/martenson/statuses/116691354399734244https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.world/users/martenson/statuses/116691354399734244Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:26:02 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:22:04 GMT]]>thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691338825873879https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691338825873879Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:22:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:15:36 GMT]]>@lady_alys
@futurebird
That ant whips ass and I love it

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691313417609399https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691313417609399Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:15:36 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:12:38 GMT]]>@jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solidstate/statuses/116691301756986624https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solidstate/statuses/116691301756986624Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:12:38 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:12:15 GMT]]>@gbargoud @jonny

"timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
"come on mom"

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116691300209022195https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://plush.city/users/mynameistillian/statuses/116691300209022195Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:12:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:10:51 GMT]]>@jonny
Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

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Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/lady_alys/statuses/116691294718226056https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/lady_alys/statuses/116691294718226056Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:10:51 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:05:26 GMT]]>@wlmina

the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691273384849847https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691273384849847Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:05:26 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 10:00:15 GMT]]>@jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bribstodon.xyz/users/brib/statuses/01KT9173BH8Z3TZ6K3N9X4ZYXAhttps://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bribstodon.xyz/users/brib/statuses/01KT9173BH8Z3TZ6K3N9X4ZYXAThu, 04 Jun 2026 10:00:15 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:52:04 GMT]]>@solidstate
listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691220826857157https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691220826857157Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:52:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:47:04 GMT]]>@solidstate
strictly eligible.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691201216323911https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691201216323911Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:47:04 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:45:45 GMT]]>@jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solidstate/statuses/116691196049570757https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/solidstate/statuses/116691196049570757Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:45:45 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:45:22 GMT]]>@brib
That is fair but also important to note that we love them

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691194508800750https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691194508800750Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:45:22 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:44:10 GMT]]>@radicalabacus
I need to smell the dread flower

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691189768726813https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691189768726813Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:44:10 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:43:33 GMT]]>@jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bribstodon.xyz/users/brib/statuses/01KT908H0YYRGZ48SBFXHY61Z1https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://bribstodon.xyz/users/brib/statuses/01KT908H0YYRGZ48SBFXHY61Z1Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:43:33 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:32:53 GMT]]>@jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/116691145449144444https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hachyderm.io/users/radicalabacus/statuses/116691145449144444Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:32:53 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:27:07 GMT]]>@jonny

It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nyc/users/gbargoud/statuses/116691122773852788https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://masto.nyc/users/gbargoud/statuses/116691122773852788Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:27:07 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:22:34 GMT]]>@adafede
Hell yes thank you

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691104867283151https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691104867283151Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:22:34 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:20:05 GMT]]>@astrobri.bsky.social
What on earth could that possibly feel like, if anything. Is it something where you wake up and go "goddamn my bones are small today" or is it something where you have to decide and then go hnnnnnng and start smushing them

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691095124496832https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691095124496832Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:20:05 GMT<![CDATA[Reply to I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me on Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:15:11 GMT]]>@gbargoud
what the fuck

]]>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691075846052117https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://neuromatch.social/users/jonny/statuses/116691075846052117Thu, 04 Jun 2026 09:15:11 GMT