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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • brib@bribstodon.xyzB brib@bribstodon.xyz

    @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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    @brib
    That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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      @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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      • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

        @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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        @solidstate
        strictly eligible.

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          @solidstate
          strictly eligible.

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          @solidstate
          listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @brib
            That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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            @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @wlmina
              Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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              @wlmina

              the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

              I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                @jonny
                Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                favicon

                Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                  @jonny

                  It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                  @gbargoud @jonny

                  "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                  "come on mom"

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    @wlmina

                    the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                    I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                    @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                    • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                      @jonny
                      Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                      myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                      Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                      favicon

                      Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                      @lady_alys
                      @futurebird
                      That ant whips ass and I love it

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                        #53

                        thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                          @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            @lady_alys
                            @futurebird
                            That ant whips ass and I love it

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                            @jonny @lady_alys

                            She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                            Looooook

                            Just a moment...

                            favicon

                            (www.inaturalist.org)

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                            • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                              @jonny @lady_alys

                              She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                              Looooook

                              Just a moment...

                              favicon

                              (www.inaturalist.org)

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                              @futurebird
                              @lady_alys
                              Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                @radicalabacus
                                I need to smell the dread flower

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                                @jonny @radicalabacus

                                I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                Such restraint

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                                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                  @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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                                  • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                                    @jonny @radicalabacus

                                    I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                    Such restraint

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                                    @androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

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