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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    @gbargoud
    what the fuck

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    @jonny

    It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      @radicalabacus
      I like imagining being in the middle of growing a huge flower and going you know what flowers are played out and the medium is stale, its time to make a big leaf.

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      @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

      I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

      Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

        brib@bribstodon.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
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        #41

        @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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        • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

          @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

          I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

          Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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          @radicalabacus
          I need to smell the dread flower

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          • brib@bribstodon.xyzB brib@bribstodon.xyz

            @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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            #43

            @brib
            That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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              #44

              @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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              • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

                @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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                @solidstate
                strictly eligible.

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  @solidstate
                  strictly eligible.

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                  @solidstate
                  listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    @brib
                    That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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                    @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      @wlmina
                      Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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                      @wlmina

                      the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                      I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                        #49

                        @jonny
                        Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                        myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                        Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                        favicon

                        Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                        • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                          @jonny

                          It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                          @gbargoud @jonny

                          "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                          "come on mom"

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            @wlmina

                            the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                            I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                            @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                            • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                              @jonny
                              Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                              myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                              Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                              favicon

                              Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                              #52

                              @lady_alys
                              @futurebird
                              That ant whips ass and I love it

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                                #53

                                thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

                                  martenson@mastodon.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #54

                                  @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    @lady_alys
                                    @futurebird
                                    That ant whips ass and I love it

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                                    #55

                                    @jonny @lady_alys

                                    She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                                    Looooook

                                    Just a moment...

                                    favicon

                                    (www.inaturalist.org)

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                                    • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                      @jonny @lady_alys

                                      She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                                      Looooook

                                      Just a moment...

                                      favicon

                                      (www.inaturalist.org)

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                                      @futurebird
                                      @lady_alys
                                      Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        @radicalabacus
                                        I need to smell the dread flower

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                                        @jonny @radicalabacus

                                        I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                        Such restraint

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                          @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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