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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

    brib@bribstodon.xyzB This user is from outside of this forum
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    @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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    • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

      @jonny I would think that plant was fictional or at least exaggerated, but I met one in Edinburgh Botanic Gardens and can confirm it's real and smells powerfully bad: not just foul but *worrying*, like "I am not descended from animals that hung around in places that smelled like this, because those that did had no descendants."

      I should correct myself about "alternates annually" - more like, it makes a leaf annually unless it thinks it can afford a flower.

      Wonderfully weird life form, would approach with dread and nauseate myself again.

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      @radicalabacus
      I need to smell the dread flower

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      • brib@bribstodon.xyzB brib@bribstodon.xyz

        @jonny The platypus. The better question to ask of that animal is what doesn't it do weirdly

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        @brib
        That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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          #44

          @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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          • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

            @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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            @solidstate
            strictly eligible.

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @solidstate
              strictly eligible.

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              #46

              @solidstate
              listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                @brib
                That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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                @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  @wlmina
                  Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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                  @wlmina

                  the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                  I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                    @jonny
                    Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                    myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                    Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                    favicon

                    Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                    • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                      @jonny

                      It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                      @gbargoud @jonny

                      "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                      "come on mom"

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        @wlmina

                        the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                        I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                        @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                        • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                          @jonny
                          Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                          myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                          Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                          favicon

                          Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                          @lady_alys
                          @futurebird
                          That ant whips ass and I love it

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                            #53

                            thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                              @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                @lady_alys
                                @futurebird
                                That ant whips ass and I love it

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                                @jonny @lady_alys

                                She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                                Looooook

                                Just a moment...

                                favicon

                                (www.inaturalist.org)

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                                • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                                  @jonny @lady_alys

                                  She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                                  Looooook

                                  Just a moment...

                                  favicon

                                  (www.inaturalist.org)

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                                  @futurebird
                                  @lady_alys
                                  Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    @radicalabacus
                                    I need to smell the dread flower

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                                    @jonny @radicalabacus

                                    I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                    Such restraint

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                                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                      @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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                                      • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                                        @jonny @radicalabacus

                                        I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                        Such restraint

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                                        @androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

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