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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

    solidstate@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    #44

    @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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    • solidstate@mastodon.socialS solidstate@mastodon.social

      @jonny https://youtu.be/HCmHDYR2QgY

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      #45

      @solidstate
      strictly eligible.

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        @solidstate
        strictly eligible.

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        #46

        @solidstate
        listening. waiting. an opening. pip to warm up. pip pip BYAAHH. its all up. tall, vibrating and 100% you. she's loving it. what are your boys doing. who else is eligible. how many. listening. waiting.

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          @brib
          That is fair but also important to note that we love them

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          @jonny Oh they're great because they're weird

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @wlmina
            Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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            @wlmina

            the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

            I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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              #49

              @jonny
              Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

              myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

              Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

              favicon

              Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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              • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                @jonny

                It's one of the things that makes pigeons thrive in cities. They can eat a diet of cigarette butts and trash and filter out the worst parts when feeding their chicks.

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                @gbargoud @jonny

                "timmy, you better finish your heroin porridge, or else!"
                "come on mom"

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  @wlmina

                  the males are hyperparasites who inject themselves into a settled female and cease to exist as independent organisms through the degeneration of all tissues except the ones responsible for spermatogenesis.

                  I have read this sentence over and over again and can actively feel my ability to imagine fucked up forms of life growing as I do

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                  @jonny @wlmina reads like NERV's version of instrumentality

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                  • lady_alys@hachyderm.ioL lady_alys@hachyderm.io

                    @jonny
                    Have you seen this ant that @futurebird posted?

                    myrmepropagandist (@futurebird@sauropods.win)

                    Attached: 1 image · Content warning: I promise you will not regret looking at this ant

                    favicon

                    Sauropods.win (sauropods.win)

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                    @lady_alys
                    @futurebird
                    That ant whips ass and I love it

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                      #53

                      thank you to everyone for showing me weird entities.

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

                        martenson@mastodon.worldM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @jonny dude, that's like every other one 🫣

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          @lady_alys
                          @futurebird
                          That ant whips ass and I love it

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                          @jonny @lady_alys

                          She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                          Looooook

                          Just a moment...

                          favicon

                          (www.inaturalist.org)

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                          • futurebird@sauropods.winF futurebird@sauropods.win

                            @jonny @lady_alys

                            She has a distant cousin who isn't as flat but looks more ... gothic.

                            Looooook

                            Just a moment...

                            favicon

                            (www.inaturalist.org)

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                            #56

                            @futurebird
                            @lady_alys
                            Turing pattern phase shift from liney modality to speckled modality on the front part of thorax. Spectacular. To die for.

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              @radicalabacus
                              I need to smell the dread flower

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                              @jonny @radicalabacus

                              I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                              Such restraint

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                @jonny binturong, not that weird while weird cause it found its perfect niche to just chill out and sleep & eat most of its life.

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                                • androcat@toot.catA androcat@toot.cat

                                  @jonny @radicalabacus

                                  I give you two points for not taking a moment to spell out that its name means "giant misshaped dick".

                                  Such restraint

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                                  @androcat @jonny Thanks, it did actually take some conscious effort on my part to restrain myself

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