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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • robinbobcat@meow.socialR robinbobcat@meow.social

    @bvibber
    Same thing with lawyers.

    inchulk@mastodon.greenI This user is from outside of this forum
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    @RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?

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    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

      saustrup@mstdn.dkS This user is from outside of this forum
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      saustrup@mstdn.dk
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      #9

      @bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.

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      • taq@thicc.horseT taq@thicc.horse

        @bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

        sinvega@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #10

        @taq @bvibber for a wonderful, terrible moment, I read this as "unicorns"

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        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

          pkprotoplasm@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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          #11

          @bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!

          A union, I mean…

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          • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

            @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

            blogfeedser@mastodon.nlB This user is from outside of this forum
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            #12

            @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.

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            • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

              Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

              mildpeach@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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              @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

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              • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

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                #14

                @olivvybee
                Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this

                I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

                @bvibber @brooke

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                • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @brooke If I'm already a unicorn, do I need more? I have a few in my contacts list, and @alice is perhaps the sparkliest

                  @olivvybee @bvibber

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                  • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #16

                    @screwturn Oh my! Such options...
                    Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

                    @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                      adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #17

                      @bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

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                      • tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                        @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                        • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                          @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

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                          @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
                          Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

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                          • tattie@eldritch.cafeT tattie@eldritch.cafe

                            @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                            @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                            @Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
                            I can't tell if this is amorous or not

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                            • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

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                              • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS seebaer@unvernunft.social

                                @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

                                w_b@mastodon.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

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                                • w_b@mastodon.worldW w_b@mastodon.world

                                  @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                  Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

                                  screwturn@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @w_b
                                  Glitter adds an interesting potential. The right kind of glitter can be very flammable, and in a cloud, can be really explosive. You can blow a whole building up with a small amount of the right kind of glitter drifting through the air.

                                  @Seebaer @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                                  • adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @brooke @bvibber 😂

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                                    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                      @bvibber

                                      Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.

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                                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                        @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

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                                        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                          @bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.

                                          My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.

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