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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
    h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
    h3mmy@lgbtqia.space
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    #16

    @screwturn Oh my! Such options...
    Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

    @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

      adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
      adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
      adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
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      #17

      @bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

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      • tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
        tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
        tattie@eldritch.cafe
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        #18

        @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
        @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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        • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

          @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

          endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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          endlessmason@hachyderm.io
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          #19

          @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
          Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

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          • tattie@eldritch.cafeT tattie@eldritch.cafe

            @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
            @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

            endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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            endlessmason@hachyderm.io
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            #20

            @Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
            I can't tell if this is amorous or not

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            • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #21

              @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

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              • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS seebaer@unvernunft.social

                @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

                w_b@mastodon.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                w_b@mastodon.world
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                #22

                @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

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                • w_b@mastodon.worldW w_b@mastodon.world

                  @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                  Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

                  screwturn@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  screwturn@mastodon.social
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                  #23

                  @w_b
                  Glitter adds an interesting potential. The right kind of glitter can be very flammable, and in a cloud, can be really explosive. You can blow a whole building up with a small amount of the right kind of glitter drifting through the air.

                  @Seebaer @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                  • adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                    adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
                    adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
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                    #24

                    @brooke @bvibber 😂

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                    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                      smallcircles@social.coopS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      smallcircles@social.coop
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                      #25

                      @bvibber

                      Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.

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                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                        tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT This user is from outside of this forum
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                        tiefling@bardicperspiration.club
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                        #26

                        @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

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                        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                          linuxandyarn@hachyderm.ioL This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.

                          My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.

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                          • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                            Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                            dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.

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                            • tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT tiefling@bardicperspiration.club

                              @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

                              daniel_bohrer@chaos.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              daniel_bohrer@chaos.social
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                              #29

                              @tiefling ok good, I was not the only one 😄 But tbh, it made totally sense to me as well!
                              @bvibber @meadow

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                              • minego@pdx.socialM minego@pdx.social

                                @bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

                                But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣

                                elexia@catcatnya.comE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @minego @bvibber that's the correct approach

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                                • mildpeach@mstdn.socialM mildpeach@mstdn.social

                                  @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

                                  avuko@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #31

                                  @mildpeach @bvibber which is why everyone needs to use condoms and join unions preventively.

                                  Also to normalise both, come to think of it.

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                                  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                                    sapphireangel@mastodon.onlineS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @TheQuinbox @bvibber I wish everyone had the option of a union.

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                                    • dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.atD dequbed@mastodon.chaosfield.at

                                      @bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.

                                      purple@tech.lgbtP This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @dequbed @bvibber when they repeatedly tell you the disadvantages of the union (vs non…) contract, join a union harder.

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                                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                                        musicmatze@social.linux.pizzaM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @bvibber
                                        I've read that as "Unicorns" and that's much funnier

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                                        • elexia@catcatnya.comE elexia@catcatnya.com

                                          @minego @bvibber that's the correct approach

                                          tal@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @elexia @minego @bvibber the only correct approach is retreat!

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