Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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@bvibber
Same thing with lawyers.@RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.
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@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!
A union, I mean…
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@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…
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@olivvybee
Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this
I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠
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@screwturn Oh my! Such options...
Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting) -
Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.
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@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
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@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
@h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber@Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
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@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....
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@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....
@Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.
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@Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.
My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.
