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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

    robinbobcat@meow.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
    robinbobcat@meow.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
    robinbobcat@meow.social
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    #3

    @bvibber
    Same thing with lawyers.

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    • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

      Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

      minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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      minego@pdx.social
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      #4

      @bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

      But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣

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      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

        olivvybee@beehive.cityO This user is from outside of this forum
        olivvybee@beehive.cityO This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

        blogfeedser@mastodon.nlB h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE 3 Replies Last reply
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        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

          craignicol@glasgow.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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          craignicol@glasgow.social
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          @bvibber @otfrom if you're gonna get fucked, get protection.

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          • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

            Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

            taq@thicc.horseT This user is from outside of this forum
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            taq@thicc.horse
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            #7

            @bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

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            • robinbobcat@meow.socialR robinbobcat@meow.social

              @bvibber
              Same thing with lawyers.

              inchulk@mastodon.greenI This user is from outside of this forum
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              @RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?

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              • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                saustrup@mstdn.dkS This user is from outside of this forum
                saustrup@mstdn.dkS This user is from outside of this forum
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                @bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.

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                • taq@thicc.horseT taq@thicc.horse

                  @bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

                  sinvega@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  sinvega@mas.to
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                  #10

                  @taq @bvibber for a wonderful, terrible moment, I read this as "unicorns"

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                  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                    pkprotoplasm@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!

                    A union, I mean…

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                    • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                      @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                      blogfeedser@mastodon.nlB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #12

                      @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.

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                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                        mildpeach@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #13

                        @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

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                        • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                          @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                          h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @olivvybee
                          Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this

                          I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

                          @bvibber @brooke

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                          • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @brooke If I'm already a unicorn, do I need more? I have a few in my contacts list, and @alice is perhaps the sparkliest

                            @olivvybee @bvibber

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                            • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @screwturn Oh my! Such options...
                              Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

                              @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                              • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                                adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu
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                                @bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

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                                • tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                                  @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                                  • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                                    @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                                    endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
                                    Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

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                                    • tattie@eldritch.cafeT tattie@eldritch.cafe

                                      @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                                      @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                      endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
                                      I can't tell if this is amorous or not

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                                      • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

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                                        • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS seebaer@unvernunft.social

                                          @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

                                          w_b@mastodon.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                          Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

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