Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

[minego@pdx.social]

@bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber!

[olivvybee@beehive.city]

@bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

[craignicol@glasgow.social]

@bvibber @otfrom if you're gonna get fucked, get protection.

[taq@thicc.horse]

@bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

[inchulk@mastodon.green]

@RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?

[saustrup@mstdn.dk]

@bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.

[sinvega@mas.to]

@taq @bvibber for a wonderful, terrible moment, I read this as "unicorns"

[pkprotoplasm@mastodon.social]

@bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!

A union, I mean…

[blogfeedser@mastodon.nl]

@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.

[mildpeach@mstdn.social]

@bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@olivvybee
Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this

I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

@bvibber @brooke

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@brooke If I'm already a unicorn, do I need more? I have a few in my contacts list, and @alice is perhaps the sparkliest

@olivvybee @bvibber

[h3mmy@lgbtqia.space]

@screwturn Oh my! Such options...
Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

@brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

[adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.eu]

@bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

[tattie@eldritch.cafe]

@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
@h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

[endlessmason@hachyderm.io]

@Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
I can't tell if this is amorous or not

[seebaer@unvernunft.social]

@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

[w_b@mastodon.world]

@Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

[screwturn@mastodon.social]

@w_b
Glitter adds an interesting potential. The right kind of glitter can be very flammable, and in a cloud, can be really explosive. You can blow a whole building up with a small amount of the right kind of glitter drifting through the air.

@Seebaer @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber