Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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@olivvybee
Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this
I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠
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@screwturn Oh my! Such options...
Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting) -
Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.
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@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
@h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber -
@olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy -
@screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
@h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber@Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
I can't tell if this is amorous or not -
@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....
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@screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....
@Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.
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@Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.
My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.
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@bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.
But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber!
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@bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…
@mildpeach @bvibber which is why everyone needs to use condoms and join unions preventively.
Also to normalise both, come to think of it.
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Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.
@TheQuinbox @bvibber I wish everyone had the option of a union.
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@bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.
But tbh, it made totally sense to me as well!
