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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

    taq@thicc.horseT This user is from outside of this forum
    taq@thicc.horseT This user is from outside of this forum
    taq@thicc.horse
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    #7

    @bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

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    • robinbobcat@meow.socialR robinbobcat@meow.social

      @bvibber
      Same thing with lawyers.

      inchulk@mastodon.greenI This user is from outside of this forum
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      @RobinBobcat @bvibber You mean that if you see a lawyer, you know you're gonna be fu*ked?

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      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

        saustrup@mstdn.dkS This user is from outside of this forum
        saustrup@mstdn.dkS This user is from outside of this forum
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        #9

        @bvibber I read "onions". Still true though.

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        • taq@thicc.horseT taq@thicc.horse

          @bvibber unions are like condoms, if someone tries to tell you you don't need one don't have sex with them

          sinvega@mas.toS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #10

          @taq @bvibber for a wonderful, terrible moment, I read this as "unicorns"

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          • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

            Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

            pkprotoplasm@mastodon.socialP This user is from outside of this forum
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            #11

            @bvibber Hey wait, the law says I’m not even allowed to be in one!

            A union, I mean…

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            • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

              @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

              blogfeedser@mastodon.nlB This user is from outside of this forum
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              @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke Same.

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              • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                mildpeach@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

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                • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                  @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                  h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #14

                  @olivvybee
                  Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this

                  I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

                  @bvibber @brooke

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                  • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @brooke If I'm already a unicorn, do I need more? I have a few in my contacts list, and @alice is perhaps the sparkliest

                    @olivvybee @bvibber

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                    • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #16

                      @screwturn Oh my! Such options...
                      Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

                      @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                        adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #17

                        @bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

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                        • tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                          @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                          • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                            @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                            endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
                            Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

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                            • tattie@eldritch.cafeT tattie@eldritch.cafe

                              @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                              @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                              endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
                              I can't tell if this is amorous or not

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                              • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

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                                • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS seebaer@unvernunft.social

                                  @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

                                  w_b@mastodon.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                  Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

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                                  • w_b@mastodon.worldW w_b@mastodon.world

                                    @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                                    Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

                                    screwturn@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @w_b
                                    Glitter adds an interesting potential. The right kind of glitter can be very flammable, and in a cloud, can be really explosive. You can blow a whole building up with a small amount of the right kind of glitter drifting through the air.

                                    @Seebaer @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                                    • adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @brooke @bvibber 😂

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                                      • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                        Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                                        smallcircles@social.coopS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @bvibber

                                        Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.

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                                        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

                                          tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

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