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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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  • jake4480@c.imJ jake4480@c.im

    @swampgas that's absolutely the most metal thing to do. Plus, yeah, skulls already have all those great sockets to pack the bud in

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    @jake4480 i need an illustration of killers era eddie smoking a skull bong

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    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

      @soundclamp fuckin millenial

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      @swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.

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      • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

        @swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.

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        @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

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        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

          @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

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          #21

          @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

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          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

            If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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            @swampgas the hustle

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            • _slotek_@mastodon.social_ _slotek_@mastodon.social

              @swampgas the hustle

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              #23

              @_slotek_ but this is THRILLERRR!!!

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              • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

                @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

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                @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                  If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                  nightdrake@dragonscave.space
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                  @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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                  • N nightdrake@dragonscave.space

                    @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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                    @NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet

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                    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                      @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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                      @swampgas Sacrilege!

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                      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                        @swampgas A poo

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                        • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

                          @swampgas A poo

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                          @swampgas ...probably

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                          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                            If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                            @swampgas French fries.

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                            • nomdeb@mstdn.socialN nomdeb@mstdn.social

                              @swampgas French fries.

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                              @nomdeb oh im telling you!

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                              • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                                #32

                                @swampgas a cup of tea...

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                                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                  If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                                  #33

                                  @swampgas
                                  Coffee.

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                                  • aanee@mastodon.onlineA aanee@mastodon.online

                                    @swampgas a cup of tea...

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                                    @aanee irish breakfast or green?

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                                    • the_etrain@beige.partyT the_etrain@beige.party

                                      @swampgas
                                      Coffee.

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                                      #35

                                      @the_etrain im literally dead without it

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                                      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                                        #36

                                        @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                                        Coffee.

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                                        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                          @wendigo in reverse order 😂

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                                          @swampgas @wendigo this is what the shower beer is for. Both at the same time.

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