If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
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@swampgas the hustle
@_slotek_ but this is THRILLERRR!!!
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@swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.
@soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Breathe natural air.
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@swampgas Breathe natural air.
@NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet
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@soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing
@swampgas Sacrilege!
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas A poo
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@swampgas A poo
@swampgas ...probably
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas French fries.
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@swampgas French fries.
@nomdeb oh im telling you!
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas a cup of tea...
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas
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@swampgas a cup of tea...
@aanee irish breakfast or green?
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@swampgas
Coffee.@the_etrain im literally dead without it
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.
Coffee.
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@wendigo in reverse order
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@swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.
Coffee.
@catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.
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@catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere
@swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.
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@swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.
@minego if i had bones for hands, like if i was a skellington, I'd probably just sharpen my fingers into points
