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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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  • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

    @swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.

    swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

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    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

      @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

      soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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      @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

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      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

        _slotek_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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        @swampgas the hustle

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        • _slotek_@mastodon.social_ _slotek_@mastodon.social

          @swampgas the hustle

          swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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          swampgas@metalhead.club
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          @_slotek_ but this is THRILLERRR!!!

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          • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

            @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

            swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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            @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

              If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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              nightdrake@dragonscave.space
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              @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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              • N nightdrake@dragonscave.space

                @swampgas Breathe natural air.

                swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                @NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet

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                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                  @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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                  #27

                  @swampgas Sacrilege!

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                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                    davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #28

                    @swampgas A poo

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                    • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

                      @swampgas A poo

                      davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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                      davep@infosec.exchange
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                      #29

                      @swampgas ...probably

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                      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                        nomdeb@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #30

                        @swampgas French fries.

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                        • nomdeb@mstdn.socialN nomdeb@mstdn.social

                          @swampgas French fries.

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                          @nomdeb oh im telling you!

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                          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                            If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                            aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #32

                            @swampgas a cup of tea...

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                            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                              If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                              the_etrain@beige.partyT This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #33

                              @swampgas
                              Coffee.

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                              • aanee@mastodon.onlineA aanee@mastodon.online

                                @swampgas a cup of tea...

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                                #34

                                @aanee irish breakfast or green?

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                                • the_etrain@beige.partyT the_etrain@beige.party

                                  @swampgas
                                  Coffee.

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                                  #35

                                  @the_etrain im literally dead without it

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                                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                                    catdad@ohai.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #36

                                    @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                                    Coffee.

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                                    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                      @wendigo in reverse order 😂

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                                      #37

                                      @swampgas @wendigo this is what the shower beer is for. Both at the same time.

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                                      • catdad@ohai.socialC catdad@ohai.social

                                        @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                                        Coffee.

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                                        #38

                                        @catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere

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                                        • woffs@fe.disroot.orgW woffs@fe.disroot.org
                                          @swampgas pee
                                          burn_this_@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @woffs @swampgas
                                          Then drink a gallon of water and take a shower.

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