If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas smoke a bowl
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@swampgas smoke a bowl
@jake4480 make a bong out of your cemetery neighbor's skull
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@jake4480 make a bong out of your cemetery neighbor's skull
@swampgas that's absolutely the most metal thing to do. Plus, yeah, skulls already have all those great sockets to pack the bud in
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@swampgas smoke a bowl
What do you think the water is for? My bong gonna be dry as shit when I get back!
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@lunchb0x_b @swampgas sick. Yeah, water is probably the right answer hahahaha
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Avocado toast.
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@swampgas Avocado toast.
@soundclamp fuckin millenial
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@soundclamp fuckin millenial
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@swampgas that's absolutely the most metal thing to do. Plus, yeah, skulls already have all those great sockets to pack the bud in
@jake4480 i need an illustration of killers era eddie smoking a skull bong
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@soundclamp fuckin millenial
@swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.
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@swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.
@soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste
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@soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste
@swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas the hustle
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@swampgas the hustle
@_slotek_ but this is THRILLERRR!!!
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@swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.
@soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Breathe natural air.
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@swampgas Breathe natural air.
@NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet
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@soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing
@swampgas Sacrilege!
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas A poo
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@swampgas A poo
@swampgas ...probably
