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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

    @jake4480 make a bong out of your cemetery neighbor's skull

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    @swampgas that's absolutely the most metal thing to do. Plus, yeah, skulls already have all those great sockets to pack the bud in

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    • jake4480@c.imJ jake4480@c.im

      @swampgas smoke a bowl

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      @jake4480 @swampgas

      What do you think the water is for? My bong gonna be dry as shit when I get back!

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      • lunchb0x_b@mstdn.socialL lunchb0x_b@mstdn.social

        @jake4480 @swampgas

        What do you think the water is for? My bong gonna be dry as shit when I get back!

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        @lunchb0x_b @swampgas sick. Yeah, water is probably the right answer hahahaha

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        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

          If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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          @swampgas Avocado toast.

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          • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

            @swampgas Avocado toast.

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            @soundclamp fuckin millenial

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            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

              @soundclamp fuckin millenial

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              @swampgas πŸ˜‚

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              • jake4480@c.imJ jake4480@c.im

                @swampgas that's absolutely the most metal thing to do. Plus, yeah, skulls already have all those great sockets to pack the bud in

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                @jake4480 i need an illustration of killers era eddie smoking a skull bong

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                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                  @soundclamp fuckin millenial

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                  @swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.

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                  • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

                    @swampgas I’m Gen-X with an open mind haha.

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                    @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

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                    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                      @soundclamp same same and besides, avocados are a gift from god. Namaste

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                      @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

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                      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                        @swampgas the hustle

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                        • _slotek_@mastodon.social_ _slotek_@mastodon.social

                          @swampgas the hustle

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                          @_slotek_ but this is THRILLERRR!!!

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                          • soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS soundclamp@mastodon.xyz

                            @swampgas Besides, a burrito without guacamole is just sad.

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                            @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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                            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                              If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                              @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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                              • N nightdrake@dragonscave.space

                                @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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                                @NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet

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                                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                  @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

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                                  @swampgas Sacrilege!

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                                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                                    @swampgas A poo

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                                    • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

                                      @swampgas A poo

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                                      @swampgas ...probably

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                                      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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                                        @swampgas French fries.

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                                        • nomdeb@mstdn.socialN nomdeb@mstdn.social

                                          @swampgas French fries.

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                                          @nomdeb oh im telling you!

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