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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

    davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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    @swampgas A poo

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    • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

      @swampgas A poo

      davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @swampgas ...probably

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      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

        If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

        nomdeb@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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        @swampgas French fries.

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        • nomdeb@mstdn.socialN nomdeb@mstdn.social

          @swampgas French fries.

          swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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          @nomdeb oh im telling you!

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          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

            If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

            aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #32

            @swampgas a cup of tea...

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            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

              If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

              the_etrain@beige.partyT This user is from outside of this forum
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              @swampgas
              Coffee.

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              • aanee@mastodon.onlineA aanee@mastodon.online

                @swampgas a cup of tea...

                swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                @aanee irish breakfast or green?

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                • the_etrain@beige.partyT the_etrain@beige.party

                  @swampgas
                  Coffee.

                  swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @the_etrain im literally dead without it

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                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                    catdad@ohai.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #36

                    @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                    Coffee.

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                    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                      @wendigo in reverse order ๐Ÿ˜‚

                      basinandrage@metalhead.clubB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @swampgas @wendigo this is what the shower beer is for. Both at the same time.

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                      • catdad@ohai.socialC catdad@ohai.social

                        @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                        Coffee.

                        swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere

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                        • woffs@fe.disroot.orgW woffs@fe.disroot.org
                          @swampgas pee
                          burn_this_@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #39

                          @woffs @swampgas
                          Then drink a gallon of water and take a shower.

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                          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                            If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                            minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.

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                            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                              @catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere

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                              @swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.

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                              • minego@pdx.socialM minego@pdx.social

                                @swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.

                                swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @minego if i had bones for hands, like if i was a skellington, I'd probably just sharpen my fingers into points

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                                • catdad@ohai.socialC catdad@ohai.social

                                  @swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.

                                  swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @catdad absolutely brutal โ˜ ๏ธ

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                                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                    @aanee irish breakfast or green?

                                    aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @swampgas Green. Though at that point some bad gas station Earl Gray would probably be god sent.

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                                    • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                      If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                                      oz@mastodonsweden.seO This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @swampgas cheeseburger

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                                      • oz@mastodonsweden.seO oz@mastodonsweden.se

                                        @swampgas cheeseburger

                                        swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        #46

                                        @oz can haz

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                                        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                          If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                                          kats@chaosfem.twK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          @swampgas Coffee. Then a shower. Then another coffee.

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