If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
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@swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.
Coffee.
@catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.
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@catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere
@swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.
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@swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.
@minego if i had bones for hands, like if i was a skellington, I'd probably just sharpen my fingers into points
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@swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.
@catdad absolutely brutal
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@aanee irish breakfast or green?
@swampgas Green. Though at that point some bad gas station Earl Gray would probably be god sent.
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas cheeseburger
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@swampgas cheeseburger
@oz can haz
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Coffee. Then a shower. Then another coffee.
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@minego if i had bones for hands, like if i was a skellington, I'd probably just sharpen my fingers into points
@swampgas I would as well in that situation, but you didn't say anything about being a skellington.
I mean, if being alive after 100 years is part of the premise then I don't think still having skin is an unreasonable assumption.
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@jake4480 i need an illustration of killers era eddie smoking a skull bong
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@swampgas I would as well in that situation, but you didn't say anything about being a skellington.
I mean, if being alive after 100 years is part of the premise then I don't think still having skin is an unreasonable assumption.
@minego i agree completely. Once we're in the realm of the supernatural anything goes
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@lunchb0x_b haha, awesome! Its me in high school
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@lunchb0x_b haha, awesome! Its me in high school
Swap the jeans for some JNCO and the shirt and jacket for a KoRn or Manson shirt and it could be me!
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Probably turn around and go back.
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Honestly, I'd probably be a cryptid watching people for a long while, trying to re-acclimate to other entities besides myself existing.
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@swampgas Probably turn around and go back.
@erik so cozy after all
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@swampgas Honestly, I'd probably be a cryptid watching people for a long while, trying to re-acclimate to other entities besides myself existing.
@sparrows thats the thing right? After a hundred years alone in a coffin you'd be mad with insights into the workings of your mind and the universe of consciousness but your reawakening in the material would be startling
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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?
@swampgas Visit the graves of all the people I loathed and laugh hysterically.
Showering, dressing up etc. are much higher on my Maslow pyramid.
