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If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

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    nightdrake@dragonscave.space
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    @swampgas Breathe natural air.

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    • N nightdrake@dragonscave.space

      @swampgas Breathe natural air.

      swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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      swampgas@metalhead.club
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      #26

      @NightDrake ahh yes. In this scenario the cemetery has been reclaimed by an enchanted forest as well, and so the air is extra sweet

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      • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

        @soundclamp i hate to even think of such a thing

        soundclamp@mastodon.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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        soundclamp@mastodon.xyz
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        @swampgas Sacrilege!

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        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

          If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

          davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
          davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
          davep@infosec.exchange
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          #28

          @swampgas A poo

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          • davep@infosec.exchangeD davep@infosec.exchange

            @swampgas A poo

            davep@infosec.exchangeD This user is from outside of this forum
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            davep@infosec.exchange
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            #29

            @swampgas ...probably

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            • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

              If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

              nomdeb@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
              nomdeb@mstdn.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
              nomdeb@mstdn.social
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              #30

              @swampgas French fries.

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              • nomdeb@mstdn.socialN nomdeb@mstdn.social

                @swampgas French fries.

                swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
                swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
                swampgas@metalhead.club
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                @nomdeb oh im telling you!

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                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                  If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                  aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                  aanee@mastodon.online
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                  #32

                  @swampgas a cup of tea...

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                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                    If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                    the_etrain@beige.partyT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    the_etrain@beige.party
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                    #33

                    @swampgas
                    Coffee.

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                    • aanee@mastodon.onlineA aanee@mastodon.online

                      @swampgas a cup of tea...

                      swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                      swampgas@metalhead.club
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                      #34

                      @aanee irish breakfast or green?

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                      • the_etrain@beige.partyT the_etrain@beige.party

                        @swampgas
                        Coffee.

                        swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        swampgas@metalhead.club
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                        @the_etrain im literally dead without it

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                        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                          If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                          catdad@ohai.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          catdad@ohai.social
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                          #36

                          @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                          Coffee.

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                          • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                            @wendigo in reverse order ๐Ÿ˜‚

                            basinandrage@metalhead.clubB This user is from outside of this forum
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                            basinandrage@metalhead.club
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                            @swampgas @wendigo this is what the shower beer is for. Both at the same time.

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                            • catdad@ohai.socialC catdad@ohai.social

                              @swampgas Coffee. Find coffee. Take all necessary steps to procure, brew, and drink coffee. Claw through dirt, gravel, people, a metric fuck-tonne of cute puppies to get to the opportunity to make coffee.

                              Coffee.

                              swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              swampgas@metalhead.club
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                              @catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere

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                              • woffs@fe.disroot.orgW woffs@fe.disroot.org
                                @swampgas pee
                                burn_this_@beige.partyB This user is from outside of this forum
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                                burn_this_@beige.party
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                                #39

                                @woffs @swampgas
                                Then drink a gallon of water and take a shower.

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                                • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                  If you were buried alive for a hundred years, what's the first thing you'd do when you finally clawed your way through your coffin and all the dirt?

                                  minego@pdx.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  minego@pdx.social
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                                  @swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.

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                                  • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                    @catdad a terrible violent death to any who interfere

                                    catdad@ohai.socialC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    catdad@ohai.social
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                                    @swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.

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                                    • minego@pdx.socialM minego@pdx.social

                                      @swampgas Get a manicure. I'm sure that did a real number on them.

                                      swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      swampgas@metalhead.club
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                                      @minego if i had bones for hands, like if i was a skellington, I'd probably just sharpen my fingers into points

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                                      • catdad@ohai.socialC catdad@ohai.social

                                        @swampgas a violent, protracted, and embarrassing one at that. Death by wiffle bat, for instance.

                                        swampgas@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        swampgas@metalhead.club
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                                        @catdad absolutely brutal โ˜ ๏ธ

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                                        • swampgas@metalhead.clubS swampgas@metalhead.club

                                          @aanee irish breakfast or green?

                                          aanee@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          aanee@mastodon.online
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                                          @swampgas Green. Though at that point some bad gas station Earl Gray would probably be god sent.

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