You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.
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@selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.
Ok but i like this twist on the "Florida man" headlines. Turns out "Florida woman" is much more relatable!
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero How's is this illegal? Are acorns +5 against boot lickers??
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero@syzito.xyz How dare they arrest the queen. Her legions will now take vengeance on us all
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero Big boss battle energy
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero she looks pretty squirrelly to me
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero Exactly! Let her rule the Squirrel kingdom in peace.
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@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.
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Why I'm not vacationing in Florida any time soon. Hint: it's the people.
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero Iβll have a pint of what her majestyβs just consumed, please. π€¨
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero @TheBreadmonkey She clearly saw the Simpsons episode where Lisa gets high and says sheβs the lizard queen.
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@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.
@yetzt@social.yetzt.me @selzero@syzito.xyz Honestly, it depends on the branch of the government
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@yetzt@social.yetzt.me @selzero@syzito.xyz Honestly, it depends on the branch of the government
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero Wait: Is the Squirrel Queen the secret identity of Florida Woman or is Florida Woman the secret identity of the Squirrel Queen?
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero i have...i seen her and Doreen in the same room
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
@selzero Before the police "found" her "throwing acorns at police", what was she doing that's illegal? [Note I am not arguing here that squirrels are not legally allowed to throw acorns at police.]
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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?
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Acorn crown and eyes so keen,
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@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.
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