<?xml version="1.0" encoding="UTF-8"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:content="http://purl.org/rss/1.0/modules/content/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom" version="2.0"><channel><title><![CDATA[You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen.]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p>You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d7848117-7afe-4524-bcfe-d276ce0988e0/you-can-t-prove-she-isn-t-the-squirrel-queen.</link><generator>RSS for Node</generator><lastBuildDate>Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:35:48 GMT</lastBuildDate><atom:link href="https://board.circlewithadot.net/topic/d7848117-7afe-4524-bcfe-d276ce0988e0.rss" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml"/><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 19:23:52 GMT</pubDate><ttl>60</ttl><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 12:42:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/maj1%40beige.party">@<span>MAJ1</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> And I hope your day is full of nuts! <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f95c.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--peanuts" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🥜" alt="🥜" /> The good kind!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116318179711389702</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://weatherishappening.network/users/ColesStreetPothole/statuses/116318179711389702</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.network]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 12:42:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:17:22 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> I'm the squirrel queen!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Oldfartrant/statuses/116317135970880675</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.ca/users/Oldfartrant/statuses/116317135970880675</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[oldfartrant@mstdn.ca]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 08:17:22 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 07:47:36 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/colesstreetpothole%40weatherishappening.network">@<span>ColesStreetPothole</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> G’day mon ami! </p><p>Ah one of my more … enthusiastic fans <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f606.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😆" alt="😆" /> </p><p>Hope you have a good day! <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f60a.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--blush" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="😊" alt="😊" />🫶 <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f43f.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--chipmunk" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🐿" alt="🐿" />️<img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f596.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--spock-hand" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🖖" alt="🖖" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MAJ1/statuses/116317018928831553</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/MAJ1/statuses/116317018928831553</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[maj1@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 07:47:36 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 05:13:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz" rel="nofollow noopener">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> <a href="https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/" rel="nofollow noopener"><span>https://www.</span><span>fark.com/topic/florida/</span><span></span></a></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116316414371200787</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/muddle/statuses/116316414371200787</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[muddle@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 05:13:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 03:55:28 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> is that even illegal?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/PaulDitz/statuses/116316106177054117</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://todon.eu/users/PaulDitz/statuses/116316106177054117</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[paulditz@todon.eu]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 03:55:28 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:53:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/drewtowler%40mas.to">@<span>drewtowler</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> passing her nuts and seeing how she save them in her cheeks... best brunch ever.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115901909597770490/statuses/116315627977530765</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115901909597770490/statuses/116315627977530765</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:53:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:13:23 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> </p><p>I think she may be nuts.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Jorsh/statuses/116315468809116151</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://beige.party/users/Jorsh/statuses/116315468809116151</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[jorsh@beige.party]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:13:23 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:01:29 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> why was a Squirrel arrested? Should have had animal control pick her up, test for rabies. Feed her acorns. Rehome her to the middle of the Everglades.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nowayeast/statuses/116315422045568552</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/nowayeast/statuses/116315422045568552</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[nowayeast@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 01:01:29 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:57:51 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/starkrg%40myside-yourside.net">@<span>StarkRG</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> Freakin squirrels got lasers!</p>

<div class="row mt-3"><div class="col-12 mt-3"><img class="img-thumbnail" src="https://s3.c.im/media_attachments/files/116/315/407/740/653/443/original/7fc3beef13e72b93.jpeg" alt="Link Preview Image" /></div></div>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/meltedcheese/statuses/116315407773502205</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://c.im/users/meltedcheese/statuses/116315407773502205</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[meltedcheese@c.im]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:57:51 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:43:40 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span></p>

<div class="row mt-3"><div class="col-12 mt-3"><img class="img-thumbnail" src="https://media.mstdn.social/media_attachments/files/116/315/345/692/500/786/original/b39016e0142a0397.jpg" alt="Link Preview Image" /></div></div>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rayotron/statuses/116315351959606717</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/rayotron/statuses/116315351959606717</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[rayotron@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:43:40 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:18:56 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> <br />Ask her later when her meds are adjusted.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/garywhittaker/statuses/116315254690084103</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/garywhittaker/statuses/116315254690084103</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[garywhittaker@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:18:56 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:17:30 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/gareth%40tenforward.social">@<span>gareth</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/starkrg%40myside-yourside.net">@<span>StarkRG</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> </p><p>Ok, that's much less relatable than dressing as a squirrel to throw acorns at cops. <img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f914.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--thinking_face" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤔" alt="🤔" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://starbase80.wtf/users/5ciFiGirl/statuses/116315249067945321</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://starbase80.wtf/users/5ciFiGirl/statuses/116315249067945321</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:17:30 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:09:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> My, my how far Kristi Noem has fallen!</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/DanMorgan/statuses/116315216831715859</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://vmst.io/users/DanMorgan/statuses/116315216831715859</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[danmorgan@vmst.io]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:09:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:48:13 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/imgoneinpeace%40mastodon.social">@<span>Imgoneinpeace</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> Brunch or branch?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/drewtowler/statuses/116315133932847286</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mas.to/users/drewtowler/statuses/116315133932847286</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[drewtowler@mas.to]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:48:13 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:29:42 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> </p><p><img src="https://board.circlewithadot.net/assets/plugins/nodebb-plugin-emoji/emoji/android/1f923.png?v=28325c671da" class="not-responsive emoji emoji-android emoji--rolling_on_the_floor_laughing" style="height:23px;width:auto;vertical-align:middle" title="🤣" alt="🤣" /></p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116315061121384274</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116315061121384274</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[peachfront@toot.community]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:29:42 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:27:39 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/peachfront%40toot.community">@<span>peachfront</span></a></span> maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://syzito.xyz/users/selzero/statuses/116315053095699114</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://syzito.xyz/users/selzero/statuses/116315053095699114</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[selzero@syzito.xyz]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:27:39 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:26:48 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/yetzt%40social.yetzt.me">@<span>yetzt</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> FINALLY... Someone says it.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116315049695965555</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://hear-me.social/ap/users/115696907373093865/statuses/116315049695965555</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[netraven@hear-me.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:26:48 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:24:02 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> </p><p>there's... a law against that?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116315038845120928</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://toot.community/users/peachfront/statuses/116315038845120928</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[peachfront@toot.community]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 23:24:02 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 22:51:19 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115901909597770490/statuses/116314910222483200</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/ap/users/115901909597770490/statuses/116314910222483200</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 22:51:19 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 22:01:18 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/maryaustinbooks%40mstdn.social">@<span>MaryAustinBooks</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/chessert%40mastodon.online">@<span>chessert</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> Not a lot of heavy lifting to say anything remotely surreal about FL. My relatives cannot understand how, for 20+ years, I'm too busy to make it to their parties.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/retech/statuses/116314713528074854</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://defcon.social/users/retech/statuses/116314713528074854</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[retech@defcon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 22:01:18 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:51:33 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> The fact that they got the orange jumpsuit on her without removing the sticks from her hair is very suspicious.</p><p>ah. I read the rest of the thread.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bit101/statuses/116314675182098574</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mstdn.social/users/bit101/statuses/116314675182098574</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[bit101@mstdn.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:51:33 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:46:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> Even the squirrel society knows acab.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/atraidez/statuses/116314656607725229</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://infosec.exchange/users/atraidez/statuses/116314656607725229</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[atraidez@infosec.exchange]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:46:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:41:50 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/5cifigirl%40starbase80.wtf">@<span>5ciFiGirl</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/starkrg%40myside-yourside.net">@<span>StarkRG</span></a></span> <span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> <br />Seen this one?</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/gareth/statuses/116314636984551466</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://tenforward.social/users/gareth/statuses/116314636984551466</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[gareth@tenforward.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:41:50 GMT</pubDate></item><item><title><![CDATA[Reply to You can&#x27;t prove she isn&#x27;t the squirrel queen. on Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:36:26 GMT]]></title><description><![CDATA[<p><span><a href="/user/selzero%40syzito.xyz">@<span>selzero</span></a></span> for those that dont know these kind of posts are just copaganda.</p>]]></description><link>https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/thejacenallen/statuses/116314615723470837</link><guid isPermaLink="true">https://board.circlewithadot.net/post/https://mastodon.social/users/thejacenallen/statuses/116314615723470837</guid><dc:creator><![CDATA[thejacenallen@mastodon.social]]></dc:creator><pubDate>Sun, 29 Mar 2026 21:36:26 GMT</pubDate></item></channel></rss>