You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place?

[adriano@lile.cl]

@selzero SVU's Sgt Fin is salivating and doesn't know why.

[mrundkvist@archaeo.social]

@selzero

#nosquirrelqueens

[michaelgemar@cosocial.ca]

@selzero @quixoticgeek You do you, sister!

[kevinrns@mstdn.social]

@selzero

Ai

[hans@social.woefdram.nl]

@Selzero I would say she's nuts.

But jokes aside, it's not OK to publish someone's picture like that when it's obvious that they have mental problems.

If saying that someone is fat is "body shaming" and to be frowned upon, then publishing someone's photo over a "look at this idiot" article shouldn't be acceptable either.

[chessert@mastodon.online]

@selzero

Why I'm not vacationing in Florida any time soon. Hint: it's the people.

[susibryant@mastodon.social]

@selzero
But what do the squirrels say?

[undead@masto.hackers.town]

@selzero

Squirrel Girl stepped through the wrong 4th wall and was isekai'd here.

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.

[zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net]

@selzero If not the Squirrel Queen, when why Squirrel Queen-shaped?

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@selzero Swear fealty to The Squirrel Queen!

[5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf]

@StarkRG @selzero

Ok but i like this twist on the "Florida man" headlines. Turns out "Florida woman" is much more relatable! ️

[decapitae@mastodon.social]

@selzero How's is this illegal? Are acorns +5 against boot lickers??

[steff@soc.femme.cat]

@selzero@syzito.xyz How dare they arrest the queen. Her legions will now take vengeance on us all

[iyashikei_kris@mstdn.social]

@selzero Big boss battle energy

[danadasgrau@mastodon.social]

@selzero she looks pretty squirrelly to me

[yetzt@social.yetzt.me]

@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

[thefathippy@mastodon.world]

@selzero

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@selzero Exactly! Let her rule the Squirrel kingdom in peace.