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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.

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  • starkrg@myside-yourside.netS starkrg@myside-yourside.net

    @selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.

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    @StarkRG @selzero

    Ok but i like this twist on the "Florida man" headlines. Turns out "Florida woman" is much more relatable! πŸ˜‚ 🐿️

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    • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

      You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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      @selzero How's is this illegal? Are acorns +5 against boot lickers??

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      • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

        You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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        @selzero@syzito.xyz How dare they arrest the queen. Her legions will now take vengeance on us all

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        • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

          You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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          #16

          @selzero Big boss battle energy

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          • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

            You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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            #17

            @selzero she looks pretty squirrelly to me

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            • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

              You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

              yetzt@social.yetzt.meY This user is from outside of this forum
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              @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

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              • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                @selzero

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                • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                  You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                  @selzero Exactly! Let her rule the Squirrel kingdom in peace.

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                  • yetzt@social.yetzt.meY yetzt@social.yetzt.me

                    @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

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                    @yetzt @selzero I mean, how do we know she wasn't installed by the Squirrel kingdom? We don't. Perhaps we just were not invited to the ceremony?

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                    • chessert@mastodon.onlineC chessert@mastodon.online

                      @selzero

                      Why I'm not vacationing in Florida any time soon. Hint: it's the people.

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                      @chessert @selzero
                      It's from the Dude Humor Report, a satirical outlet. They're doing their level best to beat reality, but they're trying to do the impossible in Florida. Their Florida Man/Woman stories keep getting mistaken for news because no one can tell the difference.

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                      • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                        You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                        @selzero I’ll have a pint of what her majesty’s just consumed, please. 🀨

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                        • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                          You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                          @selzero
                          I have been searching and have found no evidence that this actually happened.

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                          • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                            You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                            @selzero @TheBreadmonkey She clearly saw the Simpsons episode where Lisa gets high and says she’s the lizard queen.

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                            • yetzt@social.yetzt.meY yetzt@social.yetzt.me

                              @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

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                              @yetzt@social.yetzt.me @selzero@syzito.xyz Honestly, it depends on the branch of the government

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                              • ada@blahaj.zoneA ada@blahaj.zone

                                @yetzt@social.yetzt.me @selzero@syzito.xyz Honestly, it depends on the branch of the government

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                                @ada @selzero @yetzt if you don't leave this idea alone, it might start to take root

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                                • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                  You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                  @selzero Wait: Is the Squirrel Queen the secret identity of Florida Woman or is Florida Woman the secret identity of the Squirrel Queen?

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                                  • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                    You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                    @selzero i have...i seen her and Doreen in the same room

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                                    • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                      You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                      @selzero Before the police "found" her "throwing acorns at police", what was she doing that's illegal? [Note I am not arguing here that squirrels are not legally allowed to throw acorns at police.]

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                                      • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                        You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                        @selzero
                                        Acorn crown and eyes so keen,
                                        All bow down to Squirrel Queen!

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                                        • yetzt@social.yetzt.meY yetzt@social.yetzt.me

                                          @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

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                                          @yetzt i've been up & fediversing for a coupla hours now this morn. this exquisite post absolutely wins this morning's Sheep Bladders and Earthquakes Commemorative Medal πŸ…οΈ
                                          @selzero

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