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  3. Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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  • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

    Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

    mildpeach@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mildpeach@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mildpeach@mstdn.social
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    #13

    @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

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    • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

      @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

      h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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      #14

      @olivvybee
      Omg! I didn't realize it didn't say unicorns until I saw this

      I was reading through the replies to understand what the reasoning was for everyone to need a unicorn if they're told they don't need one. Unions make so much more sense... 🧠

      @bvibber @brooke

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      • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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        @brooke If I'm already a unicorn, do I need more? I have a few in my contacts list, and @alice is perhaps the sparkliest

        @olivvybee @bvibber

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        • h3mmy@lgbtqia.spaceH This user is from outside of this forum
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          #16

          @screwturn Oh my! Such options...
          Almost reminds me of that movie "Death of a Unicorn" (some characters suffer certain types of offing that you may or may not find interesting)

          @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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          • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

            Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

            adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #17

            @bvibber Ah, yes: the Venn diagram of unions, condoms, and N95 masks.

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            • tattie@eldritch.cafeT This user is from outside of this forum
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              @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
              @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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              • olivvybee@beehive.cityO olivvybee@beehive.city

                @bvibber @brooke I had to stare at this for at least a minute before realising it didn’t say unicorns

                endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                @olivvybee @bvibber @brooke
                Thank you for this, i was about to order a plushy

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                • tattie@eldritch.cafeT tattie@eldritch.cafe

                  @screwturn I feel Chekhov would insist that, if a horn is present, it should be used.
                  @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                  endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @Tattie @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber
                  I can't tell if this is amorous or not

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                  • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

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                    • seebaer@unvernunft.socialS seebaer@unvernunft.social

                      @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber Rainbow colored poison Gas farts....

                      w_b@mastodon.worldW This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #22

                      @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                      Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

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                      • w_b@mastodon.worldW w_b@mastodon.world

                        @Seebaer @screwturn @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

                        Of course unicorn farts would be rainbow colored. Possibly even glittery.

                        screwturn@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #23

                        @w_b
                        Glitter adds an interesting potential. The right kind of glitter can be very flammable, and in a cloud, can be really explosive. You can blow a whole building up with a small amount of the right kind of glitter drifting through the air.

                        @Seebaer @h3mmy @brooke @alice @olivvybee @bvibber

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                        • adaraastin@supervolcano.angryshark.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @brooke @bvibber 😂

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                          • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                            Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                            @bvibber

                            Contracting corporate transmissable disease is no fun. Better safe than sorry.

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                            • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                              Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                              @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

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                              • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                @bvibber My dad was a firefighter who viewed unions as a necessary evil -- you have to pay dues and have a new level of social headaches, but they protect you from so much worse.

                                My attitude is that every manager, up and down the chain, has the job of preventing their employees from NEEDING a union. Treat everyone fairly, pay them well, don't favor in-groups over out-groups, and listen to their concerns. If you fail to do that, then unionization is the necessary result because management has failed at their jobs.

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                                • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                  Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                  @bvibber and when anybody starts talking weird about being a family — heavens do you need one.

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                                  • tiefling@bardicperspiration.clubT tiefling@bardicperspiration.club

                                    @bvibber @meadow I was rly confused bc I read that as "unicorns" ....

                                    daniel_bohrer@chaos.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @tiefling ok good, I was not the only one 😄 But tbh, it made totally sense to me as well!
                                    @bvibber @meadow

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                                    • minego@pdx.socialM minego@pdx.social

                                      @bvibber I see your point, and love this way of explaining it.

                                      But, if someone tells me I don't need a condom, then they are right because there is absolutely no way I'm touching that even with a protective layer of rubber! 🤣

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                                      @minego @bvibber that's the correct approach

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                                      • mildpeach@mstdn.socialM mildpeach@mstdn.social

                                        @bvibber oh course, you often don’t really find you needed one until after you’ve been fvcked…

                                        avuko@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @mildpeach @bvibber which is why everyone needs to use condoms and join unions preventively.

                                        Also to normalise both, come to think of it.

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                                        • bvibber@wikis.worldB bvibber@wikis.world

                                          Unions are like condoms -- if someone tries to tell you you don't need one, you *definitely* need one.

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                                          @TheQuinbox @bvibber I wish everyone had the option of a union.

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