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I work in a boutique.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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    troy_frizzell@mstdn.social
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    #12

    @fesshole

    "Oh no! What if this is for his wife and daughter"

    Then they would simply exchange their gifts. And probably laugh.

    Duh.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
      strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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      #13

      @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

        realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
        realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
        realgene@hachyderm.io
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        #14

        @fesshole
        Wife ↔️ Secretary/Assistant
        Nice work, asshole.

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        • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

          @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

          rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
          rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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          #15

          @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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            joriki@infosec.exchange
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            #16

            @fesshole

            this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

              chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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              chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.fr
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              #17

              @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                danielswann@mastodon.social
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                #18

                @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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                • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                  @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                  cafeinux@infosec.exchange
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                  #19

                  @gcvsa
                  "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                  @fesshole

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                    schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
                    schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
                    schratze@todon.nl
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                    #20

                    @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                    • schratze@todon.nlS schratze@todon.nl

                      @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

                      cadadr@polyglot.cityC This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #21

                      @schratze @fesshole they should hire someone to like think for two seconds before publishing these fesses lol

                      whoever did this would be so fired they'd never hold a job again. "no I can't ask for a reference from my m&s manager because ... because ... uhmmmm..."

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                        drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #22

                        @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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                        • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                          @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

                          maco@wandering.shopM This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #23

                          @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                          • maco@wandering.shopM maco@wandering.shop

                            @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                            #24

                            @maco Hee hee hee hee...

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