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I work in a boutique.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    epic_null@infosec.exchangeE This user is from outside of this forum
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    #6

    @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      natanox@chaos.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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      @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

      This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

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      • natanox@chaos.socialN natanox@chaos.social

        @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

        This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

        starluna@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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        @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

        Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

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        • starluna@mastodon.socialS starluna@mastodon.social

          @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

          Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

          timmc@better.bostonT This user is from outside of this forum
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          @starluna @Natanox @fesshole The idea here is that the scarf may have been for his daughter.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            _hesoyam_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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            @fesshole I'd pay to see his reaction.

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

              gaius91@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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              #11

              @fesshole There should be an anti-boost button for this.

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                #12

                @fesshole

                "Oh no! What if this is for his wife and daughter"

                Then they would simply exchange their gifts. And probably laugh.

                Duh.

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                  strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #13

                  @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                    realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #14

                    @fesshole
                    Wife ↔️ Secretary/Assistant
                    Nice work, asshole.

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                    • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

                      @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

                      rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #15

                      @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                        joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #16

                        @fesshole

                        this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                          chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                          #17

                          @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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                          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                            danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #18

                            @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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                            • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                              @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                              @gcvsa
                              "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                              @fesshole

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                              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #20

                                @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                                • schratze@todon.nlS schratze@todon.nl

                                  @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                                  @schratze @fesshole they should hire someone to like think for two seconds before publishing these fesses lol

                                  whoever did this would be so fired they'd never hold a job again. "no I can't ask for a reference from my m&s manager because ... because ... uhmmmm..."

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                                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                    drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #22

                                    @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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                                    • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                                      @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

                                      maco@wandering.shopM This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #23

                                      @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                                      • maco@wandering.shopM maco@wandering.shop

                                        @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                                        #24

                                        @maco Hee hee hee hee...

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