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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    wolfinpdx@pdx.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
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    wolfinpdx@pdx.social
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    @fesshole

    How monogamist.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      gcvsa@mstdn.plusG This user is from outside of this forum
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      #4

      @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

        mxhdroom@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
        mxhdroom@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
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        #5

        @fesshole ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

          epic_null@infosec.exchangeE This user is from outside of this forum
          epic_null@infosec.exchangeE This user is from outside of this forum
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          #6

          @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            natanox@chaos.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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            @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

            This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

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            • natanox@chaos.socialN natanox@chaos.social

              @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

              This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

              starluna@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
              starluna@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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              #8

              @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

              Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

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              • starluna@mastodon.socialS starluna@mastodon.social

                @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

                Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

                timmc@better.bostonT This user is from outside of this forum
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                @starluna @Natanox @fesshole The idea here is that the scarf may have been for his daughter.

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                  _hesoyam_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #10

                  @fesshole I'd pay to see his reaction.

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                    gaius91@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #11

                    @fesshole There should be an anti-boost button for this.

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                      troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #12

                      @fesshole

                      "Oh no! What if this is for his wife and daughter"

                      Then they would simply exchange their gifts. And probably laugh.

                      Duh.

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                        strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #13

                        @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                          realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @fesshole
                          Wife โ†”๏ธ Secretary/Assistant
                          Nice work, asshole.

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                          • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

                            @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

                            rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #15

                            @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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                            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                              joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #16

                              @fesshole

                              this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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                              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                                chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #17

                                @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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                                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                  danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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                                  • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                                    @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                                    #19

                                    @gcvsa
                                    "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                                    @fesshole

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                                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                      schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #20

                                      @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                                      • schratze@todon.nlS schratze@todon.nl

                                        @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

                                        cadadr@polyglot.cityC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                        @schratze @fesshole they should hire someone to like think for two seconds before publishing these fesses lol

                                        whoever did this would be so fired they'd never hold a job again. "no I can't ask for a reference from my m&s manager because ... because ... uhmmmm..."

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                                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                          drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          drwho@masto.hackers.town
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                                          #22

                                          @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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