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I work in a boutique.

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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    _hesoyam_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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    #10

    @fesshole I'd pay to see his reaction.

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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      gaius91@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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      gaius91@mastodon.social
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      #11

      @fesshole There should be an anti-boost button for this.

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

        troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
        troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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        #12

        @fesshole

        "Oh no! What if this is for his wife and daughter"

        Then they would simply exchange their gifts. And probably laugh.

        Duh.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

          strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
          strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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          #13

          @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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            realgene@hachyderm.io
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            #14

            @fesshole
            Wife ↔️ Secretary/Assistant
            Nice work, asshole.

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            • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

              @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

              rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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              #15

              @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                joriki@infosec.exchange
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                #16

                @fesshole

                this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                  chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #17

                  @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                    danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                    danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                    danielswann@mastodon.social
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                    #18

                    @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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                    • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                      @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                      cafeinux@infosec.exchange
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                      #19

                      @gcvsa
                      "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                      @fesshole

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                        schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #20

                        @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                        • schratze@todon.nlS schratze@todon.nl

                          @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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                          @schratze @fesshole they should hire someone to like think for two seconds before publishing these fesses lol

                          whoever did this would be so fired they'd never hold a job again. "no I can't ask for a reference from my m&s manager because ... because ... uhmmmm..."

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                          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                            drwho@masto.hackers.townD This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #22

                            @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

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                            • drwho@masto.hackers.townD drwho@masto.hackers.town

                              @fesshole What's wrong with being poly?

                              maco@wandering.shopM This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #23

                              @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                              • maco@wandering.shopM maco@wandering.shop

                                @drwho tangent: yesterday a friend said he was rebranding Valentines Day as Queer Poly Love Day.

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                                #24

                                @maco Hee hee hee hee...

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