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  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
    fesshole@mastodon.socialF This user is from outside of this forum
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    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

    theorangetheme@en.osm.townT wolfinpdx@pdx.socialW gcvsa@mstdn.plusG mxhdroom@mas.toM epic_null@infosec.exchangeE 16 Replies Last reply
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    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

      theorangetheme@en.osm.townT This user is from outside of this forum
      theorangetheme@en.osm.townT This user is from outside of this forum
      theorangetheme@en.osm.town
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      @fesshole Simple Sabotage really is that simple! πŸ˜‰

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      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

        wolfinpdx@pdx.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
        wolfinpdx@pdx.socialW This user is from outside of this forum
        wolfinpdx@pdx.social
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        @fesshole

        How monogamist.

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        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

          gcvsa@mstdn.plusG This user is from outside of this forum
          gcvsa@mstdn.plusG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

            mxhdroom@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
            mxhdroom@mas.toM This user is from outside of this forum
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            @fesshole πŸ‘πŸ‘πŸ‘

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            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

              epic_null@infosec.exchangeE This user is from outside of this forum
              epic_null@infosec.exchangeE This user is from outside of this forum
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              @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

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              • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                natanox@chaos.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
                natanox@chaos.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
                natanox@chaos.social
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                @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

                This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

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                • natanox@chaos.socialN natanox@chaos.social

                  @fesshole Because no men EVER can be friends with a woman he'd gift a scarf to. Or have daughters for that matter. And even if it were two sets of lingeries making the assumption this person had actually sensible it would still be a stupid move.

                  This is just purposefully bad service based on prejudices. Almost worse is that it's basically a woman's privilege to even say all of this since any man doing so would immediately be targeted with hate and wild assumptions themselves. What a shitshow.

                  starluna@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                  starluna@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

                  Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

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                  • starluna@mastodon.socialS starluna@mastodon.social

                    @Natanox @fesshole "Daughters"? One of whom is getting lingerie?

                    Maybe OP knows their customers better than anything here.

                    timmc@better.bostonT This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @starluna @Natanox @fesshole The idea here is that the scarf may have been for his daughter.

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                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                      _hesoyam_@mastodon.social_ This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @fesshole I'd pay to see his reaction.

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                      • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                        I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                        gaius91@mastodon.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                        @fesshole There should be an anti-boost button for this.

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                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                          troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                          troy_frizzell@mstdn.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
                          troy_frizzell@mstdn.social
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                          @fesshole

                          "Oh no! What if this is for his wife and daughter"

                          Then they would simply exchange their gifts. And probably laugh.

                          Duh.

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                          • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                            I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                            strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                            strawhousepig@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @fesshole His mom or sister is going to have questions.

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                            • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                              I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                              realgene@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @fesshole
                              Wife ↔️ Secretary/Assistant
                              Nice work, asshole.

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                              • epic_null@infosec.exchangeE epic_null@infosec.exchange

                                @fesshole My thought is I really, really hope this was cheating and not "one for a mother he is dating, and one for her daughter".

                                rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                                rotopenguin@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @Epic_Null @fesshole He's a tesla owner. Obviously, the teen daughter is his side piece.

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                                • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                  I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                  joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                  joriki@infosec.exchangeJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #16

                                  @fesshole

                                  this is supposed to be confessions, not AITA

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                                  • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                    I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                    chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.frC This user is from outside of this forum
                                    chocobelle@social.val-sans-retour.fr
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                                    #17

                                    @fesshole mayyybe the scarf was for his mother

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                                    • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                      I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                      danielswann@mastodon.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @fesshole who knew the mystery machine went electric

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                                      • gcvsa@mstdn.plusG gcvsa@mstdn.plus

                                        @fesshole I bet his daughter and his wife had a good laugh about that.

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                                        cafeinux@infosec.exchange
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                                        @gcvsa
                                        "Oh sorry sweetie pie, the scarf was meant for your mother."
                                        @fesshole

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                                        • fesshole@mastodon.socialF fesshole@mastodon.social

                                          I work in a boutique. A male customer wanted us to gift wrap a scarf and lingerie separately, with cards addressed to different women's names. Nothing new to us. But he'd parked a Tesla, so just before sealing up the boxes I switched the two cards. Serve him right.

                                          schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
                                          schratze@todon.nlS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          #20

                                          @fesshole this never happened but it's a fun idea

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