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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

    @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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    @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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      @thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.

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      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

        @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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        @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

          @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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          @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

            Everything “HP” is terrible.

            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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            @thomasfuchs good observation here

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            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

              Everything “HP” is terrible.

              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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              @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                Everything “HP” is terrible.

                The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                @thomasfuchs

                Their logo
                https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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                • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

                  @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                  @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                    @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                      @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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                      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                        @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                        • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                          @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                          @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                          • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                            @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                            @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                              Everything “HP” is terrible.

                              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                              @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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                              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                @thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“

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                                • mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.eu

                                  @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                                  @mavnn plus everyone knows 57 sauce is the best except we're now allowed to have in Canada anymore.

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                                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                    @thomasfuchs The legislative body?

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                                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                      @thomasfuchs I've been using an HP printer for over 30 years without a single repair.

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                                      • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                                        @ignaloidas

                                        Yep. 4 separate companies.

                                        “HP Inc.”(HPQ) makes enshittified consumer printers and computers.

                                        “Hewlett Packard Enterprise” (HPE) is what it says on the tin. Enterprise (mostly big; they own Cray and SGI) machines and networking (Aruba).

                                        “Agilent” (A) is now all biotech and life sciences lab and clinical equipment; used to include the test & measurement equipment.

                                        “Keysight” (KEYS) is now the successor of the legendary HP test equipment lineage.

                                        @gsuberland @thomasfuchs

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                                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                          @thomasfuchs the exception would be the original hp,com created by a teenager learning and sharing how to create homepages, and who got sued by hewlett-packard because they were a bit late to the party (internet) 😢

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