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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

    Everything “HP” is terrible.

    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

    andrew@mastodon.furrow.meA This user is from outside of this forum
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    @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

      dirkhaun@tinycities.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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      @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

        @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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        • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

          @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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          @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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          • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

            @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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            @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

              Everything “HP” is terrible.

              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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              @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                Everything “HP” is terrible.

                The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                @thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“

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                • mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.eu

                  @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                  @mavnn plus everyone knows 57 sauce is the best except we're now allowed to have in Canada anymore.

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                    #24

                    @thomasfuchs The legislative body?

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                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                      @thomasfuchs I've been using an HP printer for over 30 years without a single repair.

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                      • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                        @ignaloidas

                        Yep. 4 separate companies.

                        “HP Inc.”(HPQ) makes enshittified consumer printers and computers.

                        “Hewlett Packard Enterprise” (HPE) is what it says on the tin. Enterprise (mostly big; they own Cray and SGI) machines and networking (Aruba).

                        “Agilent” (A) is now all biotech and life sciences lab and clinical equipment; used to include the test & measurement equipment.

                        “Keysight” (KEYS) is now the successor of the legendary HP test equipment lineage.

                        @gsuberland @thomasfuchs

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                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                          @thomasfuchs the exception would be the original hp,com created by a teenager learning and sharing how to create homepages, and who got sued by hewlett-packard because they were a bit late to the party (internet) 😢

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                          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                            Everything “HP” is terrible.

                            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                            #28

                            @thomasfuchs , the baxxter 😬

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                            • andrew@mastodon.furrow.meA andrew@mastodon.furrow.me

                              @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                              @andrew @thomasfuchs

                              The HP franchise is terrible, too

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