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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

    Everything “HP” is terrible.

    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

    samirparikh@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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    @thomasfuchs

    Their logo
    https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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    • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

      @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

      fluidlogic@oldbytes.spaceF This user is from outside of this forum
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      @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

        Everything “HP” is terrible.

        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

        andrew@mastodon.furrow.meA This user is from outside of this forum
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        @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

          Everything “HP” is terrible.

          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

          dirkhaun@tinycities.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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          @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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          • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

            @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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            @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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            • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

              @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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              @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                  Everything “HP” is terrible.

                  The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                  tehstu@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                    @thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“

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                    • mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.eu

                      @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                      @mavnn plus everyone knows 57 sauce is the best except we're now allowed to have in Canada anymore.

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                      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                        Everything “HP” is terrible.

                        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                        #24

                        @thomasfuchs The legislative body?

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                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                          @thomasfuchs I've been using an HP printer for over 30 years without a single repair.

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                          • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                            @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                            @ignaloidas

                            Yep. 4 separate companies.

                            “HP Inc.”(HPQ) makes enshittified consumer printers and computers.

                            “Hewlett Packard Enterprise” (HPE) is what it says on the tin. Enterprise (mostly big; they own Cray and SGI) machines and networking (Aruba).

                            “Agilent” (A) is now all biotech and life sciences lab and clinical equipment; used to include the test & measurement equipment.

                            “Keysight” (KEYS) is now the successor of the legendary HP test equipment lineage.

                            @gsuberland @thomasfuchs

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                            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                              Everything “HP” is terrible.

                              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                              @thomasfuchs the exception would be the original hp,com created by a teenager learning and sharing how to create homepages, and who got sued by hewlett-packard because they were a bit late to the party (internet) 😢

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                              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                @thomasfuchs , the baxxter 😬

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                                • andrew@mastodon.furrow.meA andrew@mastodon.furrow.me

                                  @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                                  @andrew @thomasfuchs

                                  The HP franchise is terrible, too

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