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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

    @thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man

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    @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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      @thomasfuchs in spanish HP is Hijo de Puta

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      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

        Everything “HP” is terrible.

        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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        @thomasfuchs And I never have enough hit points either. Or horizontal pitch for my modular synths.

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        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

          @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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          @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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          • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

            @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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            @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

              Everything “HP” is terrible.

              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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              @thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.

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              • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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                @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                  @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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                  @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                    @thomasfuchs good observation here

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                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                      @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                        Everything “HP” is terrible.

                        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                        @thomasfuchs

                        Their logo
                        https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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                        • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

                          @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                          @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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                          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                            Everything “HP” is terrible.

                            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                            @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                              Everything “HP” is terrible.

                              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                              @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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                              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                                @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                                  @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                  @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                  • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                    @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                    @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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                                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                      Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                      @thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.

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                                      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                        Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

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                                        @thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“

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                                        • mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.eu

                                          @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                                          @mavnn plus everyone knows 57 sauce is the best except we're now allowed to have in Canada anymore.

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