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Everything “HP” is terrible.

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  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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    #1

    Everything “HP” is terrible.

    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

    leah@blahaj.socialL gsuberland@chaos.socialG irenerd@col.socialI ben@s.djehuti.comB octothorpe@mastodon.onlineO 16 Replies Last reply
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    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

      Everything “HP” is terrible.

      The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

      leah@blahaj.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
      leah@blahaj.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
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      @thomasfuchs the calculators were great tho!

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      • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

        Everything “HP” is terrible.

        The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

        gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
        gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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        @thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man

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        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

          @thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man

          gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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          @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

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          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

            Everything “HP” is terrible.

            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

            irenerd@col.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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            @thomasfuchs in spanish HP is Hijo de Puta

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            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

              Everything “HP” is terrible.

              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

              ben@s.djehuti.comB This user is from outside of this forum
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              @thomasfuchs And I never have enough hit points either. Or horizontal pitch for my modular synths.

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              • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

                gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

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                • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                  @thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.

                  thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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                  @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

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                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                    octothorpe@mastodon.onlineO This user is from outside of this forum
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                    @thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.

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                    • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                      @gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company

                      gsuberland@chaos.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

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                      • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                        @thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)

                        mavnn@bonfire.mavnn.euM This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #11

                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!

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                        • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                          Everything “HP” is terrible.

                          The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                          joshin4colours@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @thomasfuchs good observation here

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                          • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                            Everything “HP” is terrible.

                            The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                            saklart@mastodon.nuS This user is from outside of this forum
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                            @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

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                            • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                              Everything “HP” is terrible.

                              The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                              samirparikh@mastodon.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
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                              @thomasfuchs

                              Their logo
                              https://mastodon.social/@samirparikh/116295404094188574

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                              • saklart@mastodon.nuS saklart@mastodon.nu

                                @thomasfuchs the sauce is fine. 🤘

                                fluidlogic@oldbytes.spaceF This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!

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                                • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                  Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                  The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                                  andrew@mastodon.furrow.meA This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  @thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.

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                                  • thomasfuchs@hachyderm.ioT thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io

                                    Everything “HP” is terrible.

                                    The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.

                                    dirkhaun@tinycities.netD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    @thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list 🙉

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                                    • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                      @thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.

                                      ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                      • ignaloidas@not.acu.ltI ignaloidas@not.acu.lt

                                        @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days

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                                        @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                        • gsuberland@chaos.socialG gsuberland@chaos.social

                                          @ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least

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                                          @gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)

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