Everything “HP” is terrible.
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man
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@thomasfuchs I will not have you disparaging HP Sauce by comparing it to Mr Racist Sci-Fi Man
@thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs in spanish HP is Hijo de Puta
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs And I never have enough hit points either. Or horizontal pitch for my modular synths.
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@thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)
@thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.
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@thomasfuchs although actually, there is one exception: HP test equipment slaps. especially the 60s and 70s era stuff, but the modern stuff too. the Apollo program would never have happened without HP's gear.
@gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs fuck, I think you’re on to something.
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@gsuberland yeah they used to be a real company
@thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.
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@thomasfuchs (it's definitely no ketchup, but it's great in stews)
@gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io I will not have you disparaging hp sauce by comparing it to tomato coloured sugar syrup!
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs good observation here
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs the sauce is fine.

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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
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@thomasfuchs the sauce is fine.

@saklart @thomasfuchs faint praise!
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs what about the wizard book franchise? I’ve never had the sauce, can’t judge it.
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs Germans will agree and add H.P. Baxxter to your list

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@thomasfuchs they still do make some top notch metrology gear, but yeah, anything consumer facing very much went downhill.
@gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days
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@gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io HP still makes metrology gear??? Thought it was entirely separate these days
@ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least
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@ignaloidas @thomasfuchs oh, maybe? I thought it still had a HP badge at least
@gsuberland@chaos.social @thomasfuchs@hachyderm.io as far as I can tell, HP these days is consumer only (HPE is an entirely different company with a different ticker, same for Agilent and Keysight)
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs Yup. Sure. Not read them, Those are fighting words, sir.
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Everything “HP” is terrible.
The books, the printers, the lovecraft, the sauce.
@thomasfuchs My H.P. Lovecraft has an error: “Please replace the Eldritch Horror cartridge“