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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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    @jonny

    probably "wholesome and hilarious" more than "weird" but i'm replying with it anyway. that zoo has so many of these videos and they are pre-AI or else i'd have questions

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      @ainmosni
      Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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      @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

      Also, you're welcome.

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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        @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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        • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

          @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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          @wlmina @jonny There is no God.

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @ainmosni
            Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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            @ainmosni

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @ainmosni

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              @jonny sniff isn't nature beautiful...

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              • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                @wlmina @jonny nightmare stuff!

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                  @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

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                  • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                    @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                    Also, you're welcome.

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                    @ainmosni
                    Hey good for them, always good to have a spare, one penis for work and save one penis for art.

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                    • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                      @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                      @rubinjoni
                      Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        @rubinjoni
                        Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                        @jonny Rocky bottom?

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          @rubinjoni
                          Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                          @rubinjoni
                          This is so AWESOME thank you. A creature that cleans itself by separating its head from its body and completely regenerating a new body is exactly what I needed.

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                            @jonny
                            Does the shoebill stork count?

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                              @jonny There's a species of ape that digs up sand and puts lightning through it so that it can produce writing and the apes then believe everything the sand says.

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                animal used loosely. Weird bacteria, protists, viruses, plants, all that's good too.

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                                @jonny ooh, plants are allowed? The amorphophallus titanum alternates annually between growing one huge leaf and growing one huge flower. The flower smells horrifying and can be smelled from miles away

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                                • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                                  @jonny Rocky bottom?

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                                  @rubinjoni
                                  Kleptoplasty

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                                  • dcoderlt@ohai.socialD dcoderlt@ohai.social

                                    @jonny
                                    Does the shoebill stork count?

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                                    @dcoderlt
                                    The shoebill stork is legal tender for all counting public and private

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                                    • nora@blob.loveN nora@blob.love

                                      @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

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                                      @nora Atlantic plain xenops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_plain_xenops

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                        @jonny

                                        I don't know how weird this one is but pigeons, flamingoes and emperor penguins all lactate by shedding their throat linings and regurgitating them to their children. The "milk" they make is known as crop milk.

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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                                          @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms, then in terms of weird biologic processes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptobiosis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death, or for magical superpowers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_the_Harry_Potter_series

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