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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

    @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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    @wlmina
    That's awesome, thank you

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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      @jonny You get what you pay for.

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

        ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA This user is from outside of this forum
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        @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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        • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

          @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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          @jonny as for not-quite-animals, there is a whole set of plants (eg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum) that instead of flowering nicely-scented stuff to attract bees or whatever, instead produce a massive disgusting corpse-scented flower that attracts scavenging insects

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          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            @wlmina
            That's awesome, thank you

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            @wlmina
            Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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            • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

              @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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              @ainmosni
              Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                @jonny

                probably "wholesome and hilarious" more than "weird" but i'm replying with it anyway. that zoo has so many of these videos and they are pre-AI or else i'd have questions

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  @ainmosni
                  Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                  @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                  Also, you're welcome.

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                    @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                    • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                      @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                      @wlmina @jonny There is no God.

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        @ainmosni
                        Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                        @ainmosni

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          @ainmosni

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                          @jonny sniff isn't nature beautiful...

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                          • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                            @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                            @wlmina @jonny nightmare stuff!

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                            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                              @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

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                              • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                                @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                                Also, you're welcome.

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                                @ainmosni
                                Hey good for them, always good to have a spare, one penis for work and save one penis for art.

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                                • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                                  @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                                  @rubinjoni
                                  Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                    @rubinjoni
                                    Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                    @jonny Rocky bottom?

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                                      @rubinjoni
                                      Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                      @rubinjoni
                                      This is so AWESOME thank you. A creature that cleans itself by separating its head from its body and completely regenerating a new body is exactly what I needed.

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                        @jonny
                                        Does the shoebill stork count?

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                          @jonny There's a species of ape that digs up sand and puts lightning through it so that it can produce writing and the apes then believe everything the sand says.

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