Skip to content
  • Categories
  • Recent
  • Tags
  • Popular
  • World
  • Users
  • Groups
Skins
  • Light
  • Brite
  • Cerulean
  • Cosmo
  • Flatly
  • Journal
  • Litera
  • Lumen
  • Lux
  • Materia
  • Minty
  • Morph
  • Pulse
  • Sandstone
  • Simplex
  • Sketchy
  • Spacelab
  • United
  • Yeti
  • Zephyr
  • Dark
  • Cyborg
  • Darkly
  • Quartz
  • Slate
  • Solar
  • Superhero
  • Vapor

  • Default (Cyborg)
  • No Skin
Collapse
Brand Logo

CIRCLE WITH A DOT

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

Scheduled Pinned Locked Moved Uncategorized
59 Posts 24 Posters 0 Views
  • Oldest to Newest
  • Newest to Oldest
  • Most Votes
Reply
  • Reply as topic
Log in to reply
This topic has been deleted. Only users with topic management privileges can see it.
  • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

    @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

    mwenge@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mwenge@mastodon.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
    mwenge@mastodon.social
    wrote last edited by
    #18

    @wlmina @jonny There is no God.

    1 Reply Last reply
    0
    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      @ainmosni
      Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

      jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
      jonny@neuromatch.social
      wrote last edited by
      #19

      @ainmosni

      ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA 1 Reply Last reply
      0
      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        @ainmosni

        ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA This user is from outside of this forum
        ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA This user is from outside of this forum
        ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu
        wrote last edited by
        #20

        @jonny sniff isn't nature beautiful...

        1 Reply Last reply
        0
        • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

          @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

          kattebel@hachyderm.ioK This user is from outside of this forum
          kattebel@hachyderm.ioK This user is from outside of this forum
          kattebel@hachyderm.io
          wrote last edited by
          #21

          @wlmina @jonny nightmare stuff!

          1 Reply Last reply
          0
          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

            I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

            nora@blob.loveN This user is from outside of this forum
            nora@blob.loveN This user is from outside of this forum
            nora@blob.love
            wrote last edited by
            #22

            @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

            birds@bots.robots.rodeoB 1 Reply Last reply
            0
            • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

              @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

              Also, you're welcome.

              jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
              jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
              jonny@neuromatch.social
              wrote last edited by
              #23

              @ainmosni
              Hey good for them, always good to have a spare, one penis for work and save one penis for art.

              1 Reply Last reply
              0
              • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

                jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                jonny@neuromatch.social
                wrote last edited by
                #24

                @rubinjoni
                Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

                Link Preview Image
                rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 2 Replies Last reply
                0
                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  @rubinjoni
                  Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

                  Link Preview Image
                  rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                  rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
                  rubinjoni@mastodon.social
                  wrote last edited by
                  #25

                  @jonny Rocky bottom?

                  jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                  0
                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    @rubinjoni
                    Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

                    Link Preview Image
                    jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                    jonny@neuromatch.social
                    wrote last edited by
                    #26

                    @rubinjoni
                    This is so AWESOME thank you. A creature that cleans itself by separating its head from its body and completely regenerating a new body is exactly what I needed.

                    1 Reply Last reply
                    0
                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

                      dcoderlt@ohai.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                      dcoderlt@ohai.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                      dcoderlt@ohai.social
                      wrote last edited by
                      #27

                      @jonny
                      Does the shoebill stork count?

                      - YouTube

                      Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

                      favicon

                      (www.youtube.com)

                      jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                      0
                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

                        liw@toot.liw.fiL This user is from outside of this forum
                        liw@toot.liw.fiL This user is from outside of this forum
                        liw@toot.liw.fi
                        wrote last edited by
                        #28

                        @jonny There's a species of ape that digs up sand and puts lightning through it so that it can produce writing and the apes then believe everything the sand says.

                        1 Reply Last reply
                        0
                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          animal used loosely. Weird bacteria, protists, viruses, plants, all that's good too.

                          radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
                          radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR This user is from outside of this forum
                          radicalabacus@hachyderm.io
                          wrote last edited by
                          #29

                          @jonny ooh, plants are allowed? The amorphophallus titanum alternates annually between growing one huge leaf and growing one huge flower. The flower smells horrifying and can be smelled from miles away

                          jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                          0
                          • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                            @jonny Rocky bottom?

                            jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                            jonny@neuromatch.social
                            wrote last edited by
                            #30

                            @rubinjoni
                            Kleptoplasty

                            1 Reply Last reply
                            0
                            • dcoderlt@ohai.socialD dcoderlt@ohai.social

                              @jonny
                              Does the shoebill stork count?

                              - YouTube

                              Auf YouTube findest du die angesagtesten Videos und Tracks. Außerdem kannst du eigene Inhalte hochladen und mit Freunden oder gleich der ganzen Welt teilen.

                              favicon

                              (www.youtube.com)

                              jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                              jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                              jonny@neuromatch.social
                              wrote last edited by
                              #31

                              @dcoderlt
                              The shoebill stork is legal tender for all counting public and private

                              1 Reply Last reply
                              0
                              • nora@blob.loveN nora@blob.love

                                @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

                                birds@bots.robots.rodeoB This user is from outside of this forum
                                birds@bots.robots.rodeoB This user is from outside of this forum
                                birds@bots.robots.rodeo
                                wrote last edited by
                                #32

                                @nora Atlantic plain xenops https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantic_plain_xenops

                                1 Reply Last reply
                                0
                                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

                                  gbargoud@masto.nycG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  gbargoud@masto.nycG This user is from outside of this forum
                                  gbargoud@masto.nyc
                                  wrote last edited by
                                  #33

                                  @jonny

                                  I don't know how weird this one is but pigeons, flamingoes and emperor penguins all lactate by shedding their throat linings and regurgitating them to their children. The "milk" they make is known as crop milk.

                                  Link Preview Image
                                  Crop milk - Wikipedia

                                  favicon

                                  (en.wikipedia.org)

                                  jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                                  0
                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

                                    adafede@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
                                    adafede@mastodon.onlineA This user is from outside of this forum
                                    adafede@mastodon.online
                                    wrote last edited by
                                    #34

                                    @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_longest-living_organisms, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Largest_organisms, then in terms of weird biologic processes: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cryptobiosis, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apparent_death, or for magical superpowers: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_organisms_named_after_the_Harry_Potter_series

                                    jonny@neuromatch.socialJ 1 Reply Last reply
                                    0
                                    • radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR radicalabacus@hachyderm.io

                                      @jonny ooh, plants are allowed? The amorphophallus titanum alternates annually between growing one huge leaf and growing one huge flower. The flower smells horrifying and can be smelled from miles away

                                      jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                      jonny@neuromatch.social
                                      wrote last edited by
                                      #35

                                      @radicalabacus
                                      I like imagining being in the middle of growing a huge flower and going you know what flowers are played out and the medium is stale, its time to make a big leaf.

                                      radicalabacus@hachyderm.ioR 1 Reply Last reply
                                      0
                                      • gbargoud@masto.nycG gbargoud@masto.nyc

                                        @jonny

                                        I don't know how weird this one is but pigeons, flamingoes and emperor penguins all lactate by shedding their throat linings and regurgitating them to their children. The "milk" they make is known as crop milk.

                                        Link Preview Image
                                        Crop milk - Wikipedia

                                        favicon

                                        (en.wikipedia.org)

                                        jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jonny@neuromatch.social
                                        wrote last edited by
                                        #36

                                        @gbargoud
                                        what the fuck

                                        gbargoud@masto.nycG 1 Reply Last reply
                                        0
                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          jonny@neuromatch.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                          jonny@neuromatch.social
                                          wrote last edited by
                                          #37

                                          @astrobri.bsky.social
                                          What on earth could that possibly feel like, if anything. Is it something where you wake up and go "goddamn my bones are small today" or is it something where you have to decide and then go hnnnnnng and start smushing them

                                          1 Reply Last reply
                                          0
                                          Reply
                                          • Reply as topic
                                          Log in to reply
                                          • Oldest to Newest
                                          • Newest to Oldest
                                          • Most Votes


                                          • Login

                                          • Login or register to search.
                                          • First post
                                            Last post
                                          0
                                          • Categories
                                          • Recent
                                          • Tags
                                          • Popular
                                          • World
                                          • Users
                                          • Groups