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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    @20000lbs_of_Cheese
    Now that is a bottomlessly good seed wiki page

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    @20000lbs_of_Cheese
    "An incredibly complex system of supracellular infrastructure, an achievement of evolution at the end of billions of years of events that are nothing short of miracles in the vast emptiness of space and forbidding barrenness of physical law, also referred to as slime."

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    • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

      @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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      @wlmina
      That's awesome, thank you

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      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

        what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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        @jonny You get what you pay for.

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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          @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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          • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

            @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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            @jonny as for not-quite-animals, there is a whole set of plants (eg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum) that instead of flowering nicely-scented stuff to attract bees or whatever, instead produce a massive disgusting corpse-scented flower that attracts scavenging insects

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              @wlmina
              That's awesome, thank you

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              @wlmina
              Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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              • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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                @ainmosni
                Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                  @jonny

                  probably "wholesome and hilarious" more than "weird" but i'm replying with it anyway. that zoo has so many of these videos and they are pre-AI or else i'd have questions

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                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                    @ainmosni
                    Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                    @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                    Also, you're welcome.

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                      @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                      • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                        @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                        @wlmina @jonny There is no God.

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                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                          @ainmosni
                          Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                          @ainmosni

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            @ainmosni

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                            @jonny sniff isn't nature beautiful...

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                            • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                              @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                              @wlmina @jonny nightmare stuff!

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                              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

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                                • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                                  @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                                  Also, you're welcome.

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                                  @ainmosni
                                  Hey good for them, always good to have a spare, one penis for work and save one penis for art.

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                                  • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                                    @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                                    @rubinjoni
                                    Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                      @rubinjoni
                                      Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                      @jonny Rocky bottom?

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        @rubinjoni
                                        Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                        @rubinjoni
                                        This is so AWESOME thank you. A creature that cleans itself by separating its head from its body and completely regenerating a new body is exactly what I needed.

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                          @jonny
                                          Does the shoebill stork count?

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