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I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

    what the fuck are we paying you for, wikipedia editors.

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    @jonny You get what you pay for.

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    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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      @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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      • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

        @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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        @jonny as for not-quite-animals, there is a whole set of plants (eg https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amorphophallus_titanum) that instead of flowering nicely-scented stuff to attract bees or whatever, instead produce a massive disgusting corpse-scented flower that attracts scavenging insects

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        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

          @wlmina
          That's awesome, thank you

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          @wlmina
          Rhizocephala is such an honor of a name to have in the Latinate species name space.

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          • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

            @jonny Female Kangaroos have 3 vaginas, with the 3d only opening up during the birth of their first born.

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            @ainmosni
            Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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            • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

              I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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              @jonny

              probably "wholesome and hilarious" more than "weird" but i'm replying with it anyway. that zoo has so many of these videos and they are pre-AI or else i'd have questions

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              • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                @ainmosni
                Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                Also, you're welcome.

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                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                  I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                  @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                  • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                    @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                    @wlmina @jonny There is no God.

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                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                      @ainmosni
                      Begrudgingly typing "kangaroo vagina" into my search bar

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                      @ainmosni

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                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                        @ainmosni

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                        @jonny sniff isn't nature beautiful...

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                        • wlmina@mstdn.in.thW wlmina@mstdn.in.th

                          @jonny not sure how weird this is, but female Rhizocephala barnacles (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhizocephala) inject themselves into crabs and grow their body into some sort of root-like system throughout the crab’s body – and males then inject themselves into the female which injected themselves into the poor crab

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                          @wlmina @jonny nightmare stuff!

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                          • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                            I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                            @jonny hey @birds can we get a weird one

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                            • ainmosni@social.ainmosni.euA ainmosni@social.ainmosni.eu

                              @jonny Male Kangaroos have a double headed penis.

                              Also, you're welcome.

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                              @ainmosni
                              Hey good for them, always good to have a spare, one penis for work and save one penis for art.

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                              • rubinjoni@mastodon.socialR rubinjoni@mastodon.social

                                @jonny https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elysia_marginata

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                                @rubinjoni
                                Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                  @rubinjoni
                                  Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                  @jonny Rocky bottom?

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                                  • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                    @rubinjoni
                                    Oh hey what's up the best trans band name of all time

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                                    @rubinjoni
                                    This is so AWESOME thank you. A creature that cleans itself by separating its head from its body and completely regenerating a new body is exactly what I needed.

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                                    • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                      I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                      @jonny
                                      Does the shoebill stork count?

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                                      • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                        I know its late but is anyone up who has a weird animal species that does something weird to show me

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                                        @jonny There's a species of ape that digs up sand and puts lightning through it so that it can produce writing and the apes then believe everything the sand says.

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                                        • jonny@neuromatch.socialJ jonny@neuromatch.social

                                          animal used loosely. Weird bacteria, protists, viruses, plants, all that's good too.

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                                          @jonny ooh, plants are allowed? The amorphophallus titanum alternates annually between growing one huge leaf and growing one huge flower. The flower smells horrifying and can be smelled from miles away

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