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You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.

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  • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

    You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

    kiyomi@rubber.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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    kiyomi@rubber.social
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    @selzero
    Acorn crown and eyes so keen,
    All bow down to Squirrel Queen!

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    • yetzt@social.yetzt.meY yetzt@social.yetzt.me

      @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

      msdropbear42@infosec.spaceM This user is from outside of this forum
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      @yetzt i've been up & fediversing for a coupla hours now this morn. this exquisite post absolutely wins this morning's Sheep Bladders and Earthquakes Commemorative Medal πŸ…οΈ
      @selzero

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      • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

        You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

        colesstreetpothole@weatherishappening.networkC This user is from outside of this forum
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        #33

        @selzero @MAJ1 Friend of yours? 😁

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        • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

          You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

          thejacenallen@mastodon.socialT This user is from outside of this forum
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          #34

          @selzero for those that dont know these kind of posts are just copaganda.

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          • 5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf5 5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf

            @StarkRG @selzero

            Ok but i like this twist on the "Florida man" headlines. Turns out "Florida woman" is much more relatable! πŸ˜‚ 🐿️

            gareth@tenforward.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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            @5ciFiGirl @StarkRG @selzero
            Seen this one?

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            • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

              You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

              atraidez@infosec.exchangeA This user is from outside of this forum
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              @selzero Even the squirrel society knows acab.

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              • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

                bit101@mstdn.socialB This user is from outside of this forum
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                @selzero The fact that they got the orange jumpsuit on her without removing the sticks from her hair is very suspicious.

                ah. I read the rest of the thread.

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                • maryaustinbooks@mstdn.socialM maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social

                  @chessert @selzero
                  It's from the Dude Humor Report, a satirical outlet. They're doing their level best to beat reality, but they're trying to do the impossible in Florida. Their Florida Man/Woman stories keep getting mistaken for news because no one can tell the difference.

                  retech@defcon.socialR This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #38

                  @MaryAustinBooks @chessert @selzero Not a lot of heavy lifting to say anything remotely surreal about FL. My relatives cannot understand how, for 20+ years, I'm too busy to make it to their parties.

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                  • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                    You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

                    imgoneinpeace@mastodon.socialI This user is from outside of this forum
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                    #39

                    @selzero I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.

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                    • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                      You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

                      peachfront@toot.communityP This user is from outside of this forum
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                      @selzero

                      there's... a law against that?

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                      • yetzt@social.yetzt.meY yetzt@social.yetzt.me

                        @selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

                        netraven@hear-me.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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                        #41

                        @yetzt @selzero FINALLY... Someone says it.

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                        • peachfront@toot.communityP peachfront@toot.community

                          @selzero

                          there's... a law against that?

                          selzero@syzito.xyzS This user is from outside of this forum
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                          @peachfront maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?

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                          • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                            @peachfront maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?

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                            @selzero

                            🀣

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                            • imgoneinpeace@mastodon.socialI imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social

                              @selzero I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.

                              drewtowler@mas.toD This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #44

                              @Imgoneinpeace @selzero Brunch or branch?

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                              • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

                                danmorgan@vmst.ioD This user is from outside of this forum
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                                @selzero My, my how far Kristi Noem has fallen!

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                                • gareth@tenforward.socialG gareth@tenforward.social

                                  @5ciFiGirl @StarkRG @selzero
                                  Seen this one?

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                                  @gareth @StarkRG @selzero

                                  Ok, that's much less relatable than dressing as a squirrel to throw acorns at cops. πŸ€”

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                                  • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                    You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                    @selzero
                                    Ask her later when her meds are adjusted.

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                                    • mrundkvist@archaeo.socialM mrundkvist@archaeo.social

                                      @selzero

                                      #nosquirrelqueens

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                                      @selzero

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                                      • starkrg@myside-yourside.netS starkrg@myside-yourside.net

                                        @selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.

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                                        @StarkRG @selzero Freakin squirrels got lasers!

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                                        • selzero@syzito.xyzS selzero@syzito.xyz

                                          You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen. Has anyone seen her and the squirrel queen in the same place? πŸ€”

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                                          nowayeast@mastodon.social
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                                          @selzero why was a Squirrel arrested? Should have had animal control pick her up, test for rabies. Feed her acorns. Rehome her to the middle of the Everglades.

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