You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.

[gareth@tenforward.social]

@5ciFiGirl @StarkRG @selzero
Seen this one?

[atraidez@infosec.exchange]

@selzero Even the squirrel society knows acab.

[bit101@mstdn.social]

@selzero The fact that they got the orange jumpsuit on her without removing the sticks from her hair is very suspicious.

ah. I read the rest of the thread.

[retech@defcon.social]

@MaryAustinBooks @chessert @selzero Not a lot of heavy lifting to say anything remotely surreal about FL. My relatives cannot understand how, for 20+ years, I'm too busy to make it to their parties.

[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]

@selzero I want to eat brunch with her for some reason.

[peachfront@toot.community]

@selzero

there's... a law against that?

[netraven@hear-me.social]

@yetzt @selzero FINALLY... Someone says it.

[selzero@syzito.xyz]

@peachfront maybe it's stolen valor from the Squirrel queen?

[peachfront@toot.community]

@selzero

[drewtowler@mas.to]

@Imgoneinpeace @selzero Brunch or branch?

[danmorgan@vmst.io]

@selzero My, my how far Kristi Noem has fallen!

[5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf]

@gareth @StarkRG @selzero

Ok, that's much less relatable than dressing as a squirrel to throw acorns at cops.

[garywhittaker@mastodon.social]

@selzero
Ask her later when her meds are adjusted.

[rayotron@mstdn.social]

@selzero

[meltedcheese@c.im]

@StarkRG @selzero Freakin squirrels got lasers!

[nowayeast@mastodon.social]

@selzero why was a Squirrel arrested? Should have had animal control pick her up, test for rabies. Feed her acorns. Rehome her to the middle of the Everglades.

[jorsh@beige.party]

@selzero

I think she may be nuts.

[imgoneinpeace@mastodon.social]

@drewtowler @selzero passing her nuts and seeing how she save them in her cheeks... best brunch ever.

[paulditz@todon.eu]

@selzero is that even illegal?

[muddle@infosec.exchange]

@selzero https://www.fark.com/topic/florida/