You can't prove she isn't the squirrel queen.

[hans@social.woefdram.nl]

@Selzero I would say she's nuts.

But jokes aside, it's not OK to publish someone's picture like that when it's obvious that they have mental problems.

If saying that someone is fat is "body shaming" and to be frowned upon, then publishing someone's photo over a "look at this idiot" article shouldn't be acceptable either.

[chessert@mastodon.online]

@selzero

Why I'm not vacationing in Florida any time soon. Hint: it's the people.

[susibryant@mastodon.social]

@selzero
But what do the squirrels say?

[undead@masto.hackers.town]

@selzero

Squirrel Girl stepped through the wrong 4th wall and was isekai'd here.

[starkrg@myside-yourside.net]

@selzero In other news, satellite imagery shows the Squirrel Kingdom mobilising their military. Though the reclusive kingdom continues to refuse any contact with the press, an unnamed source reports that the maneuvers are due to the mysterious disappearance of their monarch.

[zalasur@mastodon.surazal.net]

@selzero If not the Squirrel Queen, when why Squirrel Queen-shaped?

[retrosponge@kind.social]

@selzero Swear fealty to The Squirrel Queen!

[5cifigirl@starbase80.wtf]

@StarkRG @selzero

Ok but i like this twist on the "Florida man" headlines. Turns out "Florida woman" is much more relatable! ️

[decapitae@mastodon.social]

@selzero How's is this illegal? Are acorns +5 against boot lickers??

[steff@soc.femme.cat]

@selzero@syzito.xyz How dare they arrest the queen. Her legions will now take vengeance on us all

[iyashikei_kris@mstdn.social]

@selzero Big boss battle energy

[danadasgrau@mastodon.social]

@selzero she looks pretty squirrelly to me

[yetzt@social.yetzt.me]

@selzero strange women sitting in trees, distributing acorns is no basis for a system of government. supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farsical arborial ceremony.

[thefathippy@mastodon.world]

@selzero

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@selzero Exactly! Let her rule the Squirrel kingdom in peace.

[kshernandez@me.dm]

@yetzt @selzero I mean, how do we know she wasn't installed by the Squirrel kingdom? We don't. Perhaps we just were not invited to the ceremony?

[maryaustinbooks@mstdn.social]

@chessert @selzero
It's from the Dude Humor Report, a satirical outlet. They're doing their level best to beat reality, but they're trying to do the impossible in Florida. Their Florida Man/Woman stories keep getting mistaken for news because no one can tell the difference.

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@selzero I’ll have a pint of what her majesty’s just consumed, please. 🤨

[snork303@toot.community]

@selzero
I have been searching and have found no evidence that this actually happened.

[andymoose@fedi.aiga.rocks]

@selzero @TheBreadmonkey She clearly saw the Simpsons episode where Lisa gets high and says she’s the lizard queen.