Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad Don't threaten Dax puppy with a good time!
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad that's not cheese.
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@catsalad did you know: american cheese doesn't legally exist. The product we refer to as "american cheese" does not conform to the legal definition of cheese, instead it's a "cheese-based product"
@reiddragon Think fast!
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@reiddragon Think fast!
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@reiddragon Think fast!
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@catsalad *dodges and counters*
@reiddragon ah beans
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@catsalad Don't threaten Dax puppy with a good time!
@nuintari Dax would gobble that before it even lands
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@nuintari Dax would gobble that before it even lands
@catsalad Dax obeys, she knows leave it, wait, and take it VERY well.
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad hey i look nothing like a Cybertruck!
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@catsalad that's not cheese.
I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.@gmarcosanti @catsalad edible (technically) cheese-like (vaguely) food (allegedly) product
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@catsalad that's not cheese.
I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.@gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.
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@gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.
@0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad
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@0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.
@catsalad fun part is there's no plastic in it.
It's a mixture of cheese, water and some chemicals. Hence the definition of "cheese alloy" which I shamelessy stole from the attached video.
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad a @dannotdaniel crosspost
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Don't make me throw American cheese on you!
@catsalad Keep it in the can, it flies better!
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@Njord @Sobex @catsalad Laughing Cow Cheese is a vital ingredient in one of my families favorite Vietnamese dishes. We have been substituting since moving to Germany because I had no clue it was actually French?! Time to figure out where to buy it here or what's the fastest train connection to France covered by Deutschlandticket.
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@Njord @Sobex @catsalad Fun fact: La Vache Qui Rit is actually cheese. They take the leftovers and scraps left after processing actual cheese and instead of putting them in the trash where they belong, they melt it to get this (with some shit added for texture / taste). So, definitely better than American.
