Don't make me throw American cheese on you!

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad did you know: american cheese doesn't legally exist. The product we refer to as "american cheese" does not conform to the legal definition of cheese, instead it's a "cheese-based product"

[sobex@social.sciences.re]

@catsalad Excuse me, but that's so-called "American Cheese Product".

Otherwise, I may have to report you to European instances (esp. French) for such a blatant insult to the proper definition of cheese.

It's far less cheese than Hershey's chocolate.

[victoria@lgbtqia.space]

@catsalad more hoagie toppings? thx

[thatstheguy@beige.party]

@catsalad The worst of cheeses

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad Don't threaten Dax puppy with a good time!

[gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno]

@catsalad that's not cheese.
I'll concede it's more like a "cheese alloy", but definitely not cheese.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@reiddragon Think fast!

[reiddragon@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad *dodges and counters*

[gettie@fedi.catto.garden]

@catsalad @reiddragon
*got cheesed*

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@reiddragon ah beans

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@nuintari Dax would gobble that before it even lands

[nuintari@mastodon.bsd.cafe]

@catsalad Dax obeys, she knows leave it, wait, and take it VERY well.

[avatastic@avatastic.uk]

@catsalad hey i look nothing like a Cybertruck!

[ilmari@social.treehouse.systems]

@gmarcosanti @catsalad edible (technically) cheese-like (vaguely) food (allegedly) product

[0x575446@mastodon.social]

@gmarcosanti @catsalad This is the perfect description.

[catsalad@infosec.exchange]

@0x575446 @gmarcosanti The plastic enhances the flavor.

[ddlyh@topspicy.social]

@catsalad
Well, I'll brie. I Camembert that!

[gmarcosanti@mastodon.uno]

@catsalad fun part is there's no plastic in it.
It's a mixture of cheese, water and some chemicals. Hence the definition of "cheese alloy" which I shamelessy stole from the attached video.
https://youtu.be/0aGNAxN5Z-o
@0x575446

[mountdiscovery@twit.social]

@catsalad a @dannotdaniel crosspost

[benjamincox@writing.exchange]

@catsalad Keep it in the can, it flies better!